1 00:00:12,576 --> 00:00:14,441 Man: Hey! Programs, souvenirs! 2 00:00:14,995 --> 00:00:16,735 Programs, souvenirs! 3 00:00:22,252 --> 00:00:23,492 Player 1: Okay, I got him. 4 00:00:34,264 --> 00:00:37,722 J nobody's hero but I used to be ji 5 00:00:38,185 --> 00:00:40,801 j that's a ghost haunting me j 6 00:00:40,979 --> 00:00:43,140 j I've been comin' up short and 7 00:00:43,315 --> 00:00:46,273 j just a little too long j 8 00:00:49,029 --> 00:00:51,941 j forty hours of a dull routine I 9 00:00:52,574 --> 00:00:58,114 j I've been wastin' my life it seems and comin' up short 10 00:00:58,288 --> 00:01:00,825 j just a little too long and'j 11 00:01:00,832 --> 00:01:02,368 coach: Come on, come on, come on! 12 00:01:03,335 --> 00:01:04,415 All right. Go on! 13 00:01:05,003 --> 00:01:06,243 Come on, take it out. 14 00:01:06,254 --> 00:01:08,085 Gus: I got it. 15 00:01:12,094 --> 00:01:14,426 You want tobik to finish it off for you, Gus? 16 00:01:14,596 --> 00:01:16,177 No, I'm fine. 17 00:01:16,348 --> 00:01:20,717 Just need to get out of this inning and then get a little breather. 18 00:01:23,271 --> 00:01:24,727 Hey. 19 00:01:26,441 --> 00:01:27,556 Hey nothing. 20 00:01:31,446 --> 00:01:32,777 I'm comin' back j 21 00:01:33,448 --> 00:01:37,157 j this time I'm comin' up stronger j 22 00:01:38,036 --> 00:01:40,152 j I been lookin" up j 23 00:01:40,914 --> 00:01:44,122 j from a long way down j 24 00:01:45,585 --> 00:01:47,450 j I been lookin" up j 25 00:01:48,088 --> 00:01:52,047 j from a long way down jj 26 00:01:53,677 --> 00:01:58,171 that ball is tagged. It's going, going nowhere. 27 00:01:59,599 --> 00:02:01,135 Hold on just a minute. 28 00:02:01,309 --> 00:02:02,970 I et me see that ball. 29 00:02:03,145 --> 00:02:06,387 What? You heard me. Let me see it 30 00:02:09,151 --> 00:02:12,484 frozen ball, Gus? “Where'd that come from? 31 00:02:12,654 --> 00:02:16,021 You shouldn't have to resort to this. I mean, where's your pride? 32 00:02:16,199 --> 00:02:19,157 You know, damn, I searched high and low, and I 33 00:02:19,161 --> 00:02:20,651 I'll have to throw you out. 34 00:02:20,829 --> 00:02:23,946 Come on, Mick. I'm five outs from finishing this. 35 00:02:23,957 --> 00:02:25,367 Sorry, but you gotta go. 36 00:02:25,375 --> 00:02:28,367 You are gone. You are out of here! 37 00:02:28,378 --> 00:02:29,709 Kid: Mick, come on! 38 00:02:34,509 --> 00:02:36,795 Better not hold on to that too long, Mick. 39 00:02:36,970 --> 00:02:41,213 If it freezes, they'll have to cut your fingers off to get rid of the damn thing. 40 00:02:45,645 --> 00:02:48,728 Someone get me a bucket of water! Get me some water, now! 41 00:02:49,399 --> 00:02:52,812 J' this town ain't big this town ain't small I 42 00:02:52,819 --> 00:02:55,561 j it's a little of both they say jf 43 00:02:57,866 --> 00:03:01,279 that arm numb yet, or is it in that tingly burning stage 44 00:03:01,453 --> 00:03:03,409 just before everything freezes? 45 00:03:03,580 --> 00:03:06,538 Well, look what the cat drug in. 46 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:09,290 Don't act like you're not surprised to see me. 47 00:03:09,461 --> 00:03:12,874 Picked up a whiff of your Cologne about a half an hour ago. 48 00:03:13,215 --> 00:03:15,251 Would you look at these fancy duds? 49 00:03:15,258 --> 00:03:16,714 Flatterer. 50 00:03:17,677 --> 00:03:20,589 Bullshitterer. Hey. 51 00:03:20,764 --> 00:03:21,799 How you doing? 52 00:03:22,390 --> 00:03:24,631 Sorry I missed it. 53 00:03:24,893 --> 00:03:26,554 How'd you throw? 54 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:28,013 Pretty good. 55 00:03:28,188 --> 00:03:29,769 I moved the ball around a lot. 56 00:03:29,940 --> 00:03:31,851 Even blew a few fastballs by them. 57 00:03:34,820 --> 00:03:35,820 Man: I'm okay to drive. 58 00:03:35,987 --> 00:03:38,979 I know you are but you're too drunk to walk to your car 59 00:03:39,157 --> 00:03:42,741 - s0 this taxi driver will give you a lift. - How you doing, bud? Come on. 60 00:03:43,411 --> 00:03:46,027 - Strong and capable woman. - You left out independent. 61 00:03:46,206 --> 00:03:48,538 Uh-oh. You must be smitten. 62 00:03:49,918 --> 00:03:52,534 Went past smitten a long time ago. 63 00:03:52,712 --> 00:03:56,000 First time in my life, the woman I love and the woman I like 64 00:04:00,053 --> 00:04:01,293 and the kicker is 65 00:04:01,930 --> 00:04:05,218 she loves me but she's not desperate for me. 66 00:04:05,225 --> 00:04:07,466 Which could only mean 67 00:04:07,644 --> 00:04:09,475 you're desperate for her. 68 00:04:09,646 --> 00:04:11,011 You got it. 69 00:04:11,022 --> 00:04:14,139 Yeah, well, six marriages had to teach me something, huh? 70 00:04:15,902 --> 00:04:17,688 You ever think about getting out? 71 00:04:17,863 --> 00:04:21,481 As a matter of fact, this is my last season. I'm hanging it up. 72 00:04:21,658 --> 00:04:24,024 Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do? Yeah 73 00:04:24,202 --> 00:04:27,194 I don't know. I'm still kicking 3 few ideas around. 74 00:04:27,706 --> 00:04:31,119 Well, it just so happens that I've got a proposition for you. 75 00:04:31,293 --> 00:04:35,127 I thought you came all this way because you missed the sound of my voice. 76 00:04:35,297 --> 00:04:37,709 - Oh, there is that, but... - Heh, heh. 77 00:04:38,675 --> 00:04:41,166 Gus, I wanted to ask you, how would you like to manage? 78 00:04:41,761 --> 00:04:42,967 Manage”? 79 00:04:43,138 --> 00:04:46,505 I got a triple-a team. A heap of talent, not a baseball player. 80 00:04:46,683 --> 00:04:49,675 What I need, what they need, is a genuine baseball man 81 00:04:49,853 --> 00:04:51,889 someone who really knows the game. 82 00:04:52,063 --> 00:04:55,351 With all you know about baseball, and their natural ability 83 00:04:55,525 --> 00:04:57,231 it'd be a perfect match. 84 00:04:57,944 --> 00:04:59,024 I don't know, rog. 85 00:04:59,195 --> 00:05:03,438 I mean, uh, I spent the better part of my life kicking around the minor leagues. 86 00:05:03,617 --> 00:05:05,482 Hell, my ass has gone flat 87 00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:08,402 from sitting on hard benches and riding bad buses. 88 00:05:08,580 --> 00:05:11,071 I ain't sure in signing up for more of the same. 89 00:05:11,249 --> 00:05:14,491 But this is something that you know. Something you could be good at. 90 00:05:15,086 --> 00:05:18,169 Who says I can't be good at something other than baseball? 91 00:05:18,506 --> 00:05:19,621 No one. 92 00:05:21,509 --> 00:05:23,170 Look, thanks. 93 00:05:24,220 --> 00:05:25,676 Anyway, I... 94 00:05:26,514 --> 00:05:29,927 I come the end of the season, I'm quitting. Cold Turkey. 95 00:05:30,352 --> 00:05:32,843 Hey, I know how to take no for an answer 96 00:05:33,021 --> 00:05:36,639 but maybe you could do me one little favor. 97 00:05:37,734 --> 00:05:38,974 If I can. 98 00:05:38,985 --> 00:05:41,943 I'd like you to take a look at Mr. downtown Anderson. 99 00:05:42,364 --> 00:05:45,151 He is a pure hitter. Uh-huh. 100 00:05:45,158 --> 00:05:47,240 You got the day off tomorrow, right? 101 00:05:47,410 --> 00:05:51,028 The three of us, why don't we go down, and watch the kid play? 102 00:05:51,206 --> 00:05:53,037 I'm in. 103 00:05:53,833 --> 00:05:56,700 Gus: So it's either wrestle me for the ball 104 00:05:56,711 --> 00:05:57,826 or let me stay in. 105 00:05:58,004 --> 00:05:59,540 So he let you stay in? Yeah 106 00:05:59,714 --> 00:06:01,045 two dogs and two cokes. 107 00:06:01,216 --> 00:06:04,379 Oh, just ketchup and mustard on mine. Thanks. 108 00:06:04,552 --> 00:06:06,884 Do my eyes deceive me? 109 00:06:07,055 --> 00:06:08,545 Is that who I think it is? 110 00:06:08,723 --> 00:06:12,386 Slick guy, overdressed, helmet hair, shit-eating grin? 111 00:06:14,270 --> 00:06:15,726 Man 1: Here you go, sir. 112 00:06:15,730 --> 00:06:16,810 Man 2: Thank you. 113 00:06:16,982 --> 00:06:19,439 You must have eyes in the back of your head. 114 00:06:19,442 --> 00:06:23,401 Leonard huff. Manager slash bullshit artist extraordinaire. 115 00:06:24,531 --> 00:06:27,614 I know a broken down old ballplayer when I see one. 116 00:06:27,784 --> 00:06:30,275 - No offense, of course. - Hey, huff. 117 00:06:30,453 --> 00:06:32,068 (Gus. 118 00:06:33,373 --> 00:06:35,910 Whoa, ho-ho. 119 00:06:36,209 --> 00:06:40,077 And who is this lovely little lady? 120 00:06:40,255 --> 00:06:41,711 I'm Maggie Reynolds. 121 00:06:41,715 --> 00:06:44,673 - Maggie. - Okay, that's four bucks. 122 00:06:44,843 --> 00:06:46,083 - Thanks. - I'll get those. 123 00:06:46,261 --> 00:06:47,842 I got it. It's all right. No. 124 00:06:48,013 --> 00:06:50,220 Save your money. 125 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:53,006 - I got it right here. - Here we go. 126 00:06:53,184 --> 00:06:54,219 Yes, sir. Out of 10. 127 00:06:54,394 --> 00:06:57,306 Oh, the change is yours, my friend. 128 00:06:57,313 --> 00:06:59,725 Whoa. Thank you, sir. 129 00:06:59,899 --> 00:07:03,733 So, Maggie, Maggie, are you a baseball fan? 130 00:07:03,737 --> 00:07:05,978 As a matter of fact, I am. 131 00:07:06,156 --> 00:07:09,273 Well, I manage a team. 132 00:07:09,451 --> 00:07:11,362 Minnesota twins. 133 00:07:11,536 --> 00:07:12,946 Maybe you've heard of them. 134 00:07:13,121 --> 00:07:14,907 The Minnesota twins. 135 00:07:15,081 --> 00:07:18,039 Maybe I've heard of them, you asshole. 136 00:07:18,043 --> 00:07:19,658 Player: Coming down! 137 00:07:21,963 --> 00:07:23,954 Yep. First class all the way. 138 00:07:24,132 --> 00:07:26,589 That's how we do it on the big team. 139 00:07:27,093 --> 00:07:31,257 If he says big team one more time, I'll pinch his neck until his head pops off. 140 00:07:31,431 --> 00:07:35,094 - The kid I'm talking about. Man: Coming to the plate, number one, 141 00:07:35,101 --> 00:07:38,935 Billy "downtown” Anderson. Number one in your heart, 142 00:07:39,105 --> 00:07:42,347 - number one in the program. Anderson. - Play ball! 143 00:07:42,984 --> 00:07:44,770 Downtown! 144 00:07:52,619 --> 00:07:53,984 You like this kid, huh? 145 00:07:57,290 --> 00:07:59,497 Player 1: Yeah. Player 2:Yeah! 146 00:08:06,966 --> 00:08:08,627 Umpire: Safe! 147 00:08:19,104 --> 00:08:22,437 Super. It is just super. 148 00:08:22,607 --> 00:08:26,816 I was just telling Mr. downtown here he's gonna be with the big team soon. 149 00:08:26,986 --> 00:08:28,351 No question about it. 150 00:08:28,530 --> 00:08:30,896 The sooner the better as far as I'm concerned 151 00:08:31,074 --> 00:08:34,783 - what do you think, Gus? - I think he's got a real nice bat. 152 00:08:36,663 --> 00:08:40,702 Well, they say that I've got a pure swing, that I'm a natural 153 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:41,993 yeah? 154 00:08:42,168 --> 00:08:45,626 Soon as you get over that lack of confidence, the sky's the limit. 155 00:08:45,797 --> 00:08:47,287 Good game. Get in the shower. 156 00:08:47,465 --> 00:08:50,582 - I don't want my player catching a cold. - Yes, sir. 157 00:08:52,095 --> 00:08:53,881 Wait a sec. 158 00:08:54,889 --> 00:08:56,925 Ggus cantrell 159 00:08:57,642 --> 00:09:01,385 six-one, 185 pounds. Throws right, bats right. 160 00:09:01,563 --> 00:09:02,643 Yeah 161 00:09:02,814 --> 00:09:06,523 yeah, I had triples of your rookie card when I was in grade school. 162 00:09:07,277 --> 00:09:08,813 You still got them? 163 00:09:09,154 --> 00:09:12,442 I traded them all for one player to be named at a later date. 164 00:09:14,826 --> 00:09:17,989 I'm kidding. Ha, ha. See you. 165 00:09:18,663 --> 00:09:20,699 Smart ass. 166 00:09:24,502 --> 00:09:26,618 Well, I gotta roll. 167 00:09:26,796 --> 00:09:29,128 - I gotta get back... - To the big team, huh? 168 00:09:29,299 --> 00:09:31,164 Exactly. 169 00:09:33,344 --> 00:09:34,959 Margaret. 170 00:09:35,138 --> 00:09:36,674 - Nice meeting you. - Mm_ 171 00:09:39,475 --> 00:09:42,387 You ever get tired of the minor leagues, give me a call. 172 00:09:42,562 --> 00:09:44,427 Just kidding. 173 00:09:45,815 --> 00:09:47,146 No, seriously. Kidding! 174 00:09:47,942 --> 00:09:49,603 Kidding. 175 00:09:49,903 --> 00:09:51,268 All right. 176 00:09:51,446 --> 00:09:52,856 Let's go. 177 00:09:53,031 --> 00:09:54,737 To the airport, my friend. 178 00:09:54,908 --> 00:09:57,570 Oh, hey, listen, keep me posted on that kid, will you? 179 00:09:58,328 --> 00:10:02,287 Let's go. Airport! Big tip for you. 180 00:10:02,457 --> 00:10:04,869 Like a vulture circling fresh meat. 181 00:10:05,043 --> 00:10:07,955 Yep! Well, he wants downtown. 182 00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:09,460 He's not gonna Walt. 183 00:10:09,631 --> 00:10:12,373 Trust me. He'll wanna bring him up before he's ready. 184 00:10:12,550 --> 00:10:16,714 You see, that's what I've been saying. You know how to bring a player along. 185 00:10:16,888 --> 00:10:19,220 A need a manager with that kind of touch 186 00:10:19,390 --> 00:10:21,847 that kind of instinct 187 00:10:22,352 --> 00:10:24,388 I want you to take this kid to triple-a. 188 00:10:24,562 --> 00:10:27,520 - I want you to teach him. - It sounds like a lot of work. 189 00:10:27,690 --> 00:10:29,521 Look, try it for a couple of weeks. 190 00:10:29,692 --> 00:10:33,184 You don't like it, no harm, no foul. You quit. 191 00:10:34,113 --> 00:10:35,694 I need to think about it. 192 00:10:35,698 --> 00:10:39,316 Gus, I need a coach. 193 00:10:40,703 --> 00:10:42,318 Let you know in the morning? 194 00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:44,870 You're on. 195 00:10:50,505 --> 00:10:53,338 - What if I hate it? - You quit. 196 00:10:53,508 --> 00:10:55,590 He even gave you an out. 197 00:10:57,220 --> 00:10:58,585 Are you scared? 198 00:10:58,596 --> 00:11:00,086 No 199 00:11:02,558 --> 00:11:04,094 Yeah 200 00:11:05,103 --> 00:11:09,016 you can't let fear of the unknown keep you from moving off the dime. 201 00:11:11,109 --> 00:11:12,770 No, really. I mean, what if... 7 202 00:11:12,944 --> 00:11:16,061 what if Christopher Columbus had let fear get in the way? 203 00:11:16,990 --> 00:11:18,855 I'd be playing cricket? 204 00:11:19,033 --> 00:11:21,490 You know what I'm saying. 205 00:11:22,537 --> 00:11:25,119 You really think I could manage a baseball team? 206 00:11:25,290 --> 00:11:26,575 I know you can. 207 00:11:30,295 --> 00:11:32,661 And what about ys? 208 00:11:34,257 --> 00:11:36,122 Us will be here. 209 00:11:36,134 --> 00:11:38,466 Us isn't gonna go anywhere. 210 00:11:57,405 --> 00:11:59,521 You must be Gus cantrell 211 00:12:00,199 --> 00:12:01,905 what gave me away? 212 00:12:01,909 --> 00:12:04,901 Frank Morgan. Everybody calls me pops. I'll grab these. 213 00:12:05,079 --> 00:12:07,115 - Thanks. - Come on. Jump in. 214 00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:09,326 This is Mr. buzz. 215 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,240 - How you doing? - Nice to meet you. 216 00:12:11,419 --> 00:12:14,331 We're an hour from game time, so I brought your uniform. 217 00:12:14,505 --> 00:12:18,043 - Okay. - We'll move Mr. buzz's head up here. 218 00:12:19,385 --> 00:12:22,047 Excuse me. Watch your... 219 00:12:24,223 --> 00:12:26,134 You must be pretty excited, huh? 220 00:12:26,309 --> 00:12:27,970 Oh, yeah. 221 00:12:45,828 --> 00:12:47,944 This is the clubhouse. 222 00:12:51,751 --> 00:12:54,868 In some parts of the world, this is called a basement. 223 00:12:55,046 --> 00:12:59,039 The good news is it's cool in August. Other times, it can be a little musty. 224 00:12:59,217 --> 00:13:02,380 - Dank? - That too, but cool. 225 00:13:03,262 --> 00:13:05,218 Here's your office. 226 00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:16,477 Another prayer unanswered. 227 00:13:22,073 --> 00:13:25,782 I 228 00:13:25,785 --> 00:13:29,448 Lance pere. This is Gus cantrell, our new skipper. 229 00:13:29,455 --> 00:13:31,992 Welcome to our unique little troop. 230 00:13:31,999 --> 00:13:33,409 Thanks. 231 00:13:33,584 --> 00:13:36,246 You aren't stuck or anything, are you? 232 00:13:36,254 --> 00:13:39,462 No. It's yoga. 233 00:13:39,882 --> 00:13:43,841 A limber mind leads to a limber spine, which leads to a long life. 234 00:13:43,845 --> 00:13:46,882 As we go, so goes the world, 235 00:13:46,889 --> 00:13:49,847 for we are the world, the world is us. 236 00:13:50,017 --> 00:13:52,554 I'll have to jot that down. 237 00:13:53,855 --> 00:13:57,768 You better unwind and get dressed, unless you're planning on playing naked. 238 00:13:57,942 --> 00:13:59,898 Oh. All night, pops. 239 00:14:01,404 --> 00:14:04,362 Came to baseball by way of the New York City ballet. 240 00:14:04,532 --> 00:14:06,693 - Ballet? - Went to an open tryout. 241 00:14:06,868 --> 00:14:09,200 He's such a natural athlete, they signed him. 242 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,201 He used to be a ballerina? 243 00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:13,363 I don't think guys are ballerinas. 244 00:14:13,541 --> 00:14:15,907 - Balladeer? - Don't balladeers sing? 245 00:14:16,085 --> 00:14:17,416 That's a troubadour. 246 00:14:17,587 --> 00:14:19,919 Man 1: All right, that's it! That's it! 247 00:14:21,674 --> 00:14:22,914 Man 2: Go! - All right. 248 00:14:23,092 --> 00:14:25,128 That was me. I was out of position. 249 00:14:25,303 --> 00:14:28,010 Hog Ellis, this is our new skipper, Gus cantrell 250 00:14:28,181 --> 00:14:29,717 hey. 251 00:14:31,517 --> 00:14:33,303 What's up? 252 00:14:36,147 --> 00:14:37,933 Nice to meet you. 253 00:14:38,524 --> 00:14:40,765 Hog, show the skipper your fastball. 254 00:14:49,619 --> 00:14:51,234 You got some velocity there. 255 00:14:51,662 --> 00:14:53,448 Yeah 256 00:14:54,207 --> 00:14:56,163 you can bet on the Hummer, baby. 257 00:14:56,334 --> 00:14:57,870 It's all good. 258 00:15:01,214 --> 00:15:04,832 Well, don't let me interrupt. 259 00:15:05,510 --> 00:15:07,250 It's cool. 260 00:15:12,016 --> 00:15:14,382 "Cool" is the only thing he said I understood. 261 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,221 Hog ain't much on communication. 262 00:15:16,395 --> 00:15:18,852 Remind me not to sit next to him on road trips. 263 00:15:22,568 --> 00:15:24,274 Ggus cantrell 264 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,276 - remember me? - Rube baker. 265 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:29,530 What are you doing here? I thought you were with San Diego. 266 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:30,815 I was with San Diego. 267 00:15:30,993 --> 00:15:33,655 Old control problem came creeping back to haunt me. 268 00:15:33,829 --> 00:15:37,242 Trouble making the throw to second? Yeah second. 269 00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:40,032 And first 270 00:15:40,586 --> 00:15:41,701 third, a little. 271 00:15:42,672 --> 00:15:46,665 And I still have trouble getting it back to the pitcher. 272 00:15:47,009 --> 00:15:48,920 Well, come on. I don't believe that. 273 00:15:49,095 --> 00:15:51,962 Just take a deep breath, rear back, and let it rip. 274 00:15:52,139 --> 00:15:53,675 Okay. 275 00:16:00,856 --> 00:16:03,097 Boy: Mom, they did it again! 276 00:16:03,276 --> 00:16:05,562 See what I mean? I just 277 00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:08,562 well, you're a little bit off the Mark, but don't worry. 278 00:16:08,739 --> 00:16:12,698 - We'll get you straightened out. - Okay. You want me to go get that? 279 00:16:12,702 --> 00:16:15,239 Don't worry about it. Keep warming them up. 280 00:16:15,246 --> 00:16:18,113 - Good seeing you, rube. - It was good seeing you, Gus. 281 00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:19,656 You got any more balls? 282 00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:24,001 Man: Yes, sir, I remember Gus cantrell from the old California double-a league. 283 00:16:24,005 --> 00:16:27,168 That was before diet coke became my beverage of choice. 284 00:16:27,341 --> 00:16:30,583 Gus was a fair pitcher, but he'll have to be more than fair 285 00:16:30,761 --> 00:16:33,594 to turn this bunch into anything that resembles a baseball team. 286 00:16:33,764 --> 00:16:35,425 - Oh, yeah. - They suck. 287 00:16:44,859 --> 00:16:46,645 Man: Perplexed? 288 00:16:46,652 --> 00:16:50,520 Carlton windgate, pitcher. Everyone, calls me doc. 289 00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:54,695 Gus cantrell, manager. Everybody calls me Gus. 290 00:16:54,702 --> 00:16:57,364 Oh, I'm delighted to make your acquaintance. 291 00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:58,573 Yeah 292 00:16:58,748 --> 00:17:00,579 I ikewise. 293 00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:04,743 So you have a question regarding the scorecard or? 294 00:17:05,463 --> 00:17:08,125 As a matter of fact, there's seems to be a mistake. 295 00:17:08,299 --> 00:17:11,257 You got Juan Lopez at second and Juan Lopez at short. 296 00:17:11,427 --> 00:17:14,089 That's no mistake Juan! 297 00:17:14,096 --> 00:17:16,052 - Oh, shit. - Hello, coach. 298 00:17:16,223 --> 00:17:17,554 Buenos dias. 299 00:17:19,644 --> 00:17:21,509 Brothers? Twins. 300 00:17:21,687 --> 00:17:25,179 - With the same name? - Confounding, is it not? 301 00:17:25,733 --> 00:17:28,440 Confounding seems to be the word of the day. 302 00:17:28,611 --> 00:17:31,694 Listen, from now on, you're gonna be Juan 1. 303 00:17:31,864 --> 00:17:33,650 - Si. Okay. - You're gonna be Juan 2. 304 00:17:33,824 --> 00:17:35,189 - Sounds good, coach. - Okay. 305 00:17:35,368 --> 00:17:38,781 Excuse me, but by numbering them 306 00:17:38,954 --> 00:17:43,163 you risk stifling their identities and squelching their self-esteem. 307 00:17:45,711 --> 00:17:50,171 I don't wanna be rude here, doc, but how would you like to be Juan 3? 308 00:17:55,721 --> 00:17:57,507 Man: Batter up! 309 00:17:58,766 --> 00:18:00,757 J baby, baby, baby, baby, baby j 310 00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:03,175 j baby, baby, baby, baby, baby j 311 00:18:03,938 --> 00:18:05,178 j baby-baby, baby-baby it 312 00:18:05,856 --> 00:18:07,721 watch out! 313 00:18:08,984 --> 00:18:12,272 Player: Get your glasses, catcher! - All right, rube. Good job, rube. 314 00:18:14,031 --> 00:18:17,398 So a routine throw becomes a 2-base throwing error. 315 00:18:17,576 --> 00:18:20,363 Mr. buzz almost got nailed by that missile. 316 00:18:20,538 --> 00:18:23,655 And we all might be better off had he got nailed. 317 00:18:35,177 --> 00:18:37,463 All right, Lance! Shake it off, buddy! 318 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,879 Shake it off. Get the next one, bud. 319 00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:42,222 Lance the dance had a slippery one that time. 320 00:18:42,393 --> 00:18:44,884 They don't call him old stone hands for nothing. 321 00:18:45,062 --> 00:18:47,144 I've seen better hands on a clock. Heh, heh. 322 00:18:49,108 --> 00:18:52,020 Juan 1 has the ball, still time to make the throw. 323 00:18:52,027 --> 00:18:54,564 No, Juan 2 has the ball! Hey, wait a second! 324 00:18:54,572 --> 00:18:56,358 - A brawl! - What are you doing? 325 00:18:56,365 --> 00:18:57,775 Oh, here we go again. 326 00:18:57,950 --> 00:19:00,066 Come on, cut it out, you guys! 327 00:19:00,494 --> 00:19:04,157 Doyle: The brothers Lopez are going at it. Juan 2 looks hurt 328 00:19:04,165 --> 00:19:07,532 no! Here he comes fighting back! He connects with a right! 329 00:19:08,043 --> 00:19:10,159 - What a shot! Pops: Stop it! Stop it! 330 00:19:10,171 --> 00:19:12,378 You can't play ball! I'll kill you! 331 00:19:12,381 --> 00:19:14,463 - You're ugly! - It's an error. 332 00:19:14,467 --> 00:19:16,503 - You! You! Pops: Come on, cut it out. 333 00:19:16,510 --> 00:19:18,876 Umpire: You're both out of here! 334 00:19:22,057 --> 00:19:25,299 And right about now, Gus cantrell has gotta be wondering 335 00:19:25,478 --> 00:19:26,968 why he ever took this job. 336 00:19:27,146 --> 00:19:31,435 You know, fans, it's games like this that used to get me overmedicated. 337 00:19:41,577 --> 00:19:45,195 Keep hitting them up the middle, all right? They'll catch on. 338 00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,577 He got a bad jump on that one. 339 00:19:53,756 --> 00:19:57,044 Not only that, he ran too long in the same spot. 340 00:20:03,349 --> 00:20:05,635 Huh. Couldn't get a reading. 341 00:20:06,894 --> 00:20:10,352 Got that from the highway department. It doesn't pick up under 55. 342 00:20:10,523 --> 00:20:13,560 - Under 557 - How was that, coach? 343 00:20:14,652 --> 00:20:16,392 It was good, doc. Excellent 344 00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:18,401 you wanna see my change-up? 345 00:20:18,572 --> 00:20:19,732 No, no. I'm good. 346 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:22,573 - Super. We'll stay with the heater. Gus: That-a-baby. 347 00:20:25,871 --> 00:20:29,284 Gus: Lance romance. Coach? Let me see your mitt. 348 00:20:31,877 --> 00:20:33,708 Try this for a while. 349 00:20:35,923 --> 00:20:37,879 Hey, I can't field with this. 350 00:20:37,883 --> 00:20:40,716 I hate to tell you, you ain't hot with a glove either. 351 00:20:40,886 --> 00:20:43,844 - Yeah... - I want you to get used to feeling the ball. 352 00:20:43,848 --> 00:20:46,806 Loosen up those hands a little bit. 353 00:20:48,143 --> 00:20:49,383 Okay, coach. 354 00:20:57,111 --> 00:20:59,193 Go ahead, open it up. 355 00:21:04,285 --> 00:21:06,196 It's a first baseman's mitt. 356 00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:09,487 That's what the guy at the sporting goods store said it was. 357 00:21:09,665 --> 00:21:13,578 I'm no first baseman. I'm an outfielder. Been an outfielder all my life. 358 00:21:13,586 --> 00:21:16,168 I know you're an outfielder, pops. 359 00:21:17,256 --> 00:21:20,464 - It might be better for the team if we... - Hold on now. 360 00:21:20,467 --> 00:21:22,628 I've been around a long time. 361 00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:26,546 Don't give me the-best for-the-team speech. I'll take it straight. 362 00:21:26,724 --> 00:21:30,137 You're too old, you're too fat, and you're too slow. 363 00:21:30,311 --> 00:21:31,596 Straight enough? 364 00:21:35,608 --> 00:21:37,564 Yeah that'll do it. 365 00:21:37,568 --> 00:21:39,354 But I like your bat. 366 00:21:39,528 --> 00:21:42,565 And I need a leader on the field, I think you're my man. 367 00:21:43,532 --> 00:21:45,443 So 368 00:21:45,743 --> 00:21:48,860 What do you say? You wanna give first base a shot? 369 00:21:49,663 --> 00:21:54,077 Sure. I'm... if you think that's best for the team. 370 00:21:54,627 --> 00:21:55,958 Thanks, pops. 371 00:21:56,545 --> 00:21:57,785 Yeah 372 00:22:02,885 --> 00:22:06,218 Okay, so pure hitter now, what's that mean? 373 00:22:06,388 --> 00:22:10,677 See, I got these naturally quick hands, you know? 374 00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:13,308 Yeah, I got a pretty good eye too. 375 00:22:13,479 --> 00:22:15,140 No, no, no. 376 00:22:15,314 --> 00:22:16,724 Nicoise. 377 00:22:16,899 --> 00:22:19,811 I told you. We got ranch, Italian, chunky blue cheese, 378 00:22:19,985 --> 00:22:22,943 - which is 50 cents extra. - Okay. 379 00:22:23,447 --> 00:22:25,984 Do you have any balsamic vinegar? 380 00:22:26,408 --> 00:22:28,069 I got ranch, Italian, 381 00:22:28,243 --> 00:22:31,110 - chunky blue cheese. - Okay. 382 00:22:31,121 --> 00:22:33,282 You know what? Forget the salad. 383 00:22:33,457 --> 00:22:37,075 Bring me a gun, and I'll just shoot myself, okay? 384 00:22:38,963 --> 00:22:42,547 Pops, I was wondering, you? 385 00:22:42,758 --> 00:22:44,919 You ever make it to the show? 386 00:22:45,719 --> 00:22:47,300 Came close once. Yeah? 387 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:51,172 With the Red Sox organization. 388 00:22:51,350 --> 00:22:54,717 It was in October. A player got injured. I got the call. 389 00:22:55,187 --> 00:23:00,102 And I was on the plane flying into Boston when a freak snowstorm hit. 390 00:23:00,109 --> 00:23:02,065 We couldn't land. 391 00:23:02,528 --> 00:23:06,066 Two days later, weather's fine, so is the player. 392 00:23:06,740 --> 00:23:09,857 No way. That was it? 393 00:23:09,868 --> 00:23:12,780 Twenty years, professional baseball, I circled the show. 394 00:23:12,955 --> 00:23:14,741 Couldn't land. 395 00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:18,415 Windgate, you'd call a finesse pitcher. 396 00:23:18,419 --> 00:23:20,410 Moves the ball up and down, in and out. 397 00:23:20,587 --> 00:23:22,953 Relies on control and savvy. 398 00:23:23,382 --> 00:23:27,250 They time this kid's fastball with an hourglass. 399 00:23:48,782 --> 00:23:50,647 Anderson. 400 00:23:54,830 --> 00:23:56,946 Sacrifice him over. 401 00:23:57,374 --> 00:24:00,741 - Sacrifice? - Bunt him over into scoring position. 402 00:24:00,753 --> 00:24:02,209 You're kidding me. 403 00:24:02,212 --> 00:24:05,295 No, I'm not kidding. Lay one down. 404 00:24:05,466 --> 00:24:07,502 Boy: Hit one, downtown! 405 00:24:07,676 --> 00:24:08,961 Okay. 406 00:24:19,396 --> 00:24:21,011 Man: Dt! 407 00:24:23,734 --> 00:24:28,649 Anderson drives one to left and deep. Hey, get up, get out of here, gone! 408 00:24:28,655 --> 00:24:32,864 For Anderson and the buzz lead this game 3 to 2. 409 00:24:32,868 --> 00:24:34,404 Good job, buddy. 410 00:24:34,578 --> 00:24:36,489 D.t.! Dt! 411 00:24:41,627 --> 00:24:43,208 All: Yeah 412 00:24:45,089 --> 00:24:46,920 player: Dt. 413 00:24:50,886 --> 00:24:52,171 We got it, baby! 414 00:24:52,346 --> 00:24:54,052 - That was an extreme shot. - Food. 415 00:24:54,223 --> 00:24:56,635 - Let's... Anderson. - I want some food, baby. 416 00:24:56,809 --> 00:24:58,720 Roast beef sandwich. I want cheese. 417 00:24:58,894 --> 00:25:02,136 Bologna, some Turkey, some potato salad, a pickle. 418 00:25:02,314 --> 00:25:05,181 Anderson. Anderson. 419 00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,145 I need to see you. 420 00:25:08,654 --> 00:25:11,014 Player 1: Someone's in trouble. Player 2: Doesn't look good. 421 00:25:11,115 --> 00:25:14,357 - If I'm not back in five minutes... Player 3: Put the sandwich to go. 422 00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:17,402 Player 1: All right, you guys. Player 2: Just make him his sandwich. 423 00:25:20,124 --> 00:25:22,331 Yeah. “Hi 424 00:25:22,918 --> 00:25:24,033 pull up a char. 425 00:25:29,675 --> 00:25:33,759 See, this ain't the downtown show, 426 00:25:33,929 --> 00:25:38,218 so when I ask you to lay one down, you lay one down. 427 00:25:40,352 --> 00:25:42,138 But I won the game. 428 00:25:42,146 --> 00:25:43,636 Well, that's not the point. 429 00:25:43,814 --> 00:25:45,145 We're 3 team here. 430 00:25:45,315 --> 00:25:47,101 We do what's best for the team. 431 00:25:47,276 --> 00:25:49,016 And I make that decision. 432 00:25:49,194 --> 00:25:52,106 This isn't about one guy doing what he wants to do. 433 00:25:52,114 --> 00:25:57,404 - Even if that one guy wins a ball game? - Even if that one guy wins a ball game. 434 00:25:58,245 --> 00:25:59,781 Okay. 435 00:25:59,955 --> 00:26:02,446 I'm benching you for the next three games. 436 00:26:05,377 --> 00:26:07,584 You're serious? Yeah. 437 00:26:07,588 --> 00:26:11,251 I'm on a roll. Had five hits in my 12 at-bats, and you'll bench me? 438 00:26:11,258 --> 00:26:12,998 Three games, you sit. 439 00:26:13,594 --> 00:26:15,926 - Is that all? - Yeah, that's it. 440 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:33,602 - Skipper, can I talk to you for a second? - Sure. What's up, doc? 441 00:26:35,157 --> 00:26:38,240 I've been working with rube, trying to help him to open up. 442 00:26:38,410 --> 00:26:40,901 - Open up? - We were breaking down some walls 443 00:26:41,079 --> 00:26:43,616 and I believe that rube's throwing problem 444 00:26:43,790 --> 00:26:47,248 goes back to an abrasive little league coach. 445 00:26:47,419 --> 00:26:51,958 Rube can't throw worth a shit because of some jerk-off little league coach? 446 00:26:52,216 --> 00:26:53,831 In layman's terms, yes. 447 00:26:54,009 --> 00:26:57,251 And I wanna ask you if you could just be gentle with him. 448 00:26:57,429 --> 00:27:02,014 See, rube's psyche is far more delicate than his rugged facade would indicate. 449 00:27:02,184 --> 00:27:04,596 You want me to give him my gentle speech? 450 00:27:04,770 --> 00:27:07,136 If you would be so kind. 451 00:27:07,147 --> 00:27:10,514 And, skipper, I wanna thank you for making yourself accessible 452 00:27:10,692 --> 00:27:12,557 to such an open dialogue. 453 00:27:13,195 --> 00:27:15,026 You bet. 454 00:27:17,074 --> 00:27:20,532 It's strong for your legs. It'll be good for first base. 455 00:27:20,702 --> 00:27:22,442 - Balance yourself, pops. - Okay. 456 00:27:22,621 --> 00:27:26,409 Okay, now we're gonna do jete. We're gonna leap like a gazelle. 457 00:27:26,583 --> 00:27:29,825 - Follow me, baby. Whoo. - Gazelle. Okay. 458 00:27:29,836 --> 00:27:31,701 Lance: Leap! Leap! 459 00:27:31,713 --> 00:27:34,671 J taking care of business every day jf 460 00:27:36,009 --> 00:27:38,796 let the ball get further across the plate, right? 461 00:27:38,971 --> 00:27:43,556 Further in on you, and then hit the inside half of it right into right field. 462 00:27:43,725 --> 00:27:45,556 You can't help but hit it that way. 463 00:27:45,727 --> 00:27:47,934 Why do I wanna hit it into right field? 464 00:27:47,938 --> 00:27:49,849 - I'm a pull hitter. - I know you are. 465 00:27:50,023 --> 00:27:53,481 It won't be long until every pitcher knows it too. Just try it. 466 00:28:02,327 --> 00:28:04,283 All right, try again. 467 00:28:04,454 --> 00:28:06,661 This time, act like you give a shit. 468 00:28:15,924 --> 00:28:18,586 - Hey, rube. - Hey, skip. 469 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,250 I've been wondering, 470 00:28:20,429 --> 00:28:23,592 you got any hidden skills? 471 00:28:24,182 --> 00:28:25,547 Hidden skills? 472 00:28:25,559 --> 00:28:29,848 If my car wasn't running right, could you take the carburetor apart and fix it? 473 00:28:30,397 --> 00:28:33,104 No. No, I don't know nothing about carburetors. 474 00:28:33,525 --> 00:28:38,110 How about if I bought you some lumber, could you make me a coffee table? 475 00:28:38,739 --> 00:28:40,900 Nope. Don't believe I could. 476 00:28:40,907 --> 00:28:44,900 So your skills lend themselves primarily to baseball, we could say that? 477 00:28:47,622 --> 00:28:49,408 Yeah, we could say that. 478 00:28:51,752 --> 00:28:54,869 If another routine throw lands 15 rows in the grandstands, 479 00:28:55,047 --> 00:28:57,038 I'm sending your ass home. 480 00:28:57,841 --> 00:28:59,672 So you better make your throws. 481 00:28:59,676 --> 00:29:02,133 Or I suggest you invest in some how-to books 482 00:29:02,304 --> 00:29:04,670 and find a fallback profession, understood? 483 00:29:04,848 --> 00:29:06,554 Yeah. Yes, sir. 484 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,385 I'm gonna need this. 485 00:29:14,274 --> 00:29:17,482 I thought you were gonna give him the gentle speech. 486 00:29:17,652 --> 00:29:19,517 That was it. 487 00:29:26,787 --> 00:29:31,872 God, if you can hear me, please... 488 00:29:32,376 --> 00:29:36,460 Send me one real baseball player. 489 00:29:36,630 --> 00:29:38,791 That's all I ask. 490 00:29:39,091 --> 00:29:41,798 And if you can't Grant me that, then, well, 491 00:29:41,968 --> 00:29:44,675 you might as well just strike me dead 492 00:29:44,846 --> 00:29:46,177 right here and now. 493 00:29:49,893 --> 00:29:50,928 Man: Uh-oh. 494 00:30:02,072 --> 00:30:03,187 (Od? 495 00:30:03,782 --> 00:30:04,988 No 496 00:30:07,119 --> 00:30:08,279 Moses? 497 00:30:08,286 --> 00:30:10,868 No, but you're getting warm. 498 00:30:12,124 --> 00:30:13,409 Cerrano. 499 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,035 Hello, Gus. 500 00:30:19,673 --> 00:30:23,165 - Oh, Jesus Christ. - Be careful, now. 501 00:30:23,593 --> 00:30:24,799 You scared me to death. 502 00:30:25,387 --> 00:30:28,424 Do you mean when you realized god is black? 503 00:30:28,598 --> 00:30:29,713 Yeah 504 00:30:30,475 --> 00:30:32,841 I thought she was white. 505 00:30:35,230 --> 00:30:38,939 I must've been out a long time if it's Halloween already. 506 00:30:39,109 --> 00:30:40,269 What's your point? 507 00:30:40,277 --> 00:30:44,691 Pedro cerrano, the original voodoo man from Mars, dropped out of baseball 508 00:30:44,698 --> 00:30:47,110 to find whatever the hell it was he lost. 509 00:30:47,284 --> 00:30:48,490 Maybe his mind. 510 00:30:48,952 --> 00:30:51,568 Anyway, he's back with a new piece of lumber. 511 00:30:51,580 --> 00:30:53,912 Let's see if he remembers how to swing it. 512 00:30:55,542 --> 00:30:56,577 Hey, how about that? 513 00:30:56,751 --> 00:30:59,743 Cerrano must have bumped into the god of all line drives. 514 00:30:59,921 --> 00:31:02,287 He hit a bullet down the left field line. 515 00:31:02,299 --> 00:31:05,291 Two runs score, and the buzz put one in the win column. 516 00:31:06,261 --> 00:31:10,095 - Yeah! Doyle: They're on a roll now, baby. 517 00:31:10,390 --> 00:31:12,472 Cerrano: Piece of love. 518 00:31:17,772 --> 00:31:18,932 Juan! 519 00:31:18,940 --> 00:31:23,149 The Lopez brothers pull off a double play, 4 to 6 to 3. 520 00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:27,108 Hey, and not a punch was thrown, not a drop of blood spilled. 521 00:31:27,115 --> 00:31:29,071 All right, pops, nice stretch. 522 00:31:29,242 --> 00:31:32,655 All right. Nothing like a little brotherly love. 523 00:31:34,164 --> 00:31:35,825 Player: Bunt! 524 00:31:39,127 --> 00:31:40,207 Out! 525 00:31:42,714 --> 00:31:45,330 So the buzz win their third in a row. 526 00:32:00,524 --> 00:32:02,480 Oh, my. 527 00:32:02,692 --> 00:32:04,228 Cerrano? Yo. 528 00:32:04,402 --> 00:32:06,017 Cerrano. 529 00:32:06,196 --> 00:32:08,107 Si, Gus, what? 530 00:32:12,452 --> 00:32:13,988 Is that who I think it is? 531 00:32:16,456 --> 00:32:18,071 Cerrano: Tanaka. 532 00:32:33,807 --> 00:32:35,647 Did your part to beautify America. 533 00:32:38,478 --> 00:32:40,685 I see you've got it made in the shade, man. 534 00:32:46,528 --> 00:32:48,189 Peace of brain? 535 00:32:57,581 --> 00:32:59,117 Peace of mind. 536 00:33:04,045 --> 00:33:06,081 Basically, yeah. 537 00:33:20,770 --> 00:33:23,477 Uh, what does your, uh, inner voice tell you? 538 00:33:30,614 --> 00:33:35,449 Ahh. Sounds like taka needs a vacation. 539 00:33:36,369 --> 00:33:37,859 I got just the thing. 540 00:33:38,038 --> 00:33:39,994 - Come on. Cerrano: Watch your step. 541 00:33:54,512 --> 00:33:57,845 Woman: Go, taka. Man: Come on, you can do it. 542 00:33:59,142 --> 00:34:02,930 Doyle: Taka Tanaka, like cerrano, left baseball for a while. 543 00:34:03,396 --> 00:34:05,557 Here's the windup and the pitch to Tanaka. 544 00:34:05,732 --> 00:34:08,565 He swings and lines a single to right field. 545 00:34:08,568 --> 00:34:11,025 Tanaka hit that one right on the screw. 546 00:34:12,739 --> 00:34:16,277 J I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so j 547 00:34:22,082 --> 00:34:24,323 Doyle: Holy crapola. 548 00:34:24,334 --> 00:34:26,450 The buzz just pulled off a double steal. 549 00:34:26,628 --> 00:34:28,835 Either someone got their signals crossed 550 00:34:29,005 --> 00:34:31,997 or this is starting to look like a baseball team. 551 00:34:43,103 --> 00:34:44,718 Umpire: Safe. 552 00:34:46,231 --> 00:34:48,267 What is that? What's he doing? 553 00:34:48,274 --> 00:34:52,358 Man: Bravo. Weevils: I think that's a curtsy? 554 00:34:52,529 --> 00:34:55,896 Doyle: Lance pere is curtsying to the crowd. 555 00:34:56,449 --> 00:34:58,906 Heh. He's blowing kisses and curtsying. 556 00:34:59,077 --> 00:35:01,739 This must go back to his days as a balladeer. 557 00:35:01,746 --> 00:35:03,031 Oh, he was a singer? 558 00:35:03,206 --> 00:35:05,117 - Dancer. - Oh. 559 00:35:05,333 --> 00:35:08,166 Player 1: All right, Lance. Proud of you! Player 2: Yeah 560 00:35:10,296 --> 00:35:12,753 announcer: Now batting, Carlos liston. 561 00:35:12,924 --> 00:35:17,839 Baltimore orioles, eight, Minnesota twins, nothing. 562 00:35:18,096 --> 00:35:21,759 Coach, you're doing a fine job, a real fine job. 563 00:35:21,933 --> 00:35:25,300 Get your heads in the game, okay? 564 00:35:25,478 --> 00:35:27,184 Put the magazines away. 565 00:35:27,355 --> 00:35:29,971 Put the phones away. Bye, mom. 566 00:35:32,026 --> 00:35:33,641 Man: Pick it up. Get ahold of one. 567 00:35:36,364 --> 00:35:38,605 Eighteen million over three seasons 568 00:35:38,783 --> 00:35:42,617 and he doesn't even wave the bat at the ball 569 00:35:43,538 --> 00:35:45,324 - what? - Thought you'd like to know. 570 00:35:45,498 --> 00:35:48,581 The buzz won again. That puts them in second place. 571 00:35:48,752 --> 00:35:52,540 Really”? Maybe ['ll take a trip there, watch somebody who's interested 572 00:35:52,714 --> 00:35:55,922 - in playing baseball. - Next game is not until Thursday. 573 00:35:55,925 --> 00:35:57,631 They've got two days off. 574 00:36:01,598 --> 00:36:04,758 Roger: Hey, Gus. I knew you could turn that bunch into a ball team. 575 00:36:04,893 --> 00:36:08,761 The first couple of weeks were rough, but we're starting to come together. 576 00:36:08,938 --> 00:36:11,680 You've got days off. Why don't you hop on a plane 577 00:36:11,858 --> 00:36:14,474 and let me wine and dine you Minnesota style? 578 00:36:14,652 --> 00:36:15,652 I can't. 579 00:36:15,820 --> 00:36:19,108 I promised Maggie I'd spend the days off up there with her. 580 00:36:19,115 --> 00:36:21,777 All expenses paid, first-class trip to Minneapolis. 581 00:36:21,951 --> 00:36:25,660 In fact, my assistant is calling the hotel as we speak 582 00:36:25,830 --> 00:36:29,038 - booking the presidential suite. - I don't know, rog. 583 00:36:29,042 --> 00:36:31,829 By the time we get up there, we got to come back. 584 00:36:31,836 --> 00:36:35,545 I'll send my jet for you. Very sexy. Nice vacation for you and Maggie. 585 00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:37,046 Learjet. 586 00:36:37,217 --> 00:36:38,753 Okay. 587 00:36:39,135 --> 00:36:40,875 Okay, you're on. 588 00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:45,801 Yeah 589 00:36:53,149 --> 00:36:57,734 So, what's the deal with Carlos? 590 00:36:57,904 --> 00:37:01,613 Well, Carlos is in a love fest with Carlos. 591 00:37:01,783 --> 00:37:03,944 Oh, what about the rest of your team? 592 00:37:04,410 --> 00:37:07,447 One of them wants to be traded so he can get a more press. 593 00:37:12,043 --> 00:37:14,625 My shortstop and second baseman aren't speaking 594 00:37:14,796 --> 00:37:16,582 because one of them's got a bigger contract. 595 00:37:16,756 --> 00:37:19,372 They haven't turned a double play in over a month. 596 00:37:19,551 --> 00:37:21,883 So out of your 25 players 597 00:37:22,053 --> 00:37:24,635 baseball is a primary concern for how many? 598 00:37:28,393 --> 00:37:30,475 Fourteen. 599 00:37:31,646 --> 00:37:33,307 Maybe. 600 00:37:42,073 --> 00:37:43,483 It's 601 00:37:43,658 --> 00:37:45,148 (gotta. 602 00:37:45,535 --> 00:37:48,698 Oh, god, I love this team. 603 00:37:53,001 --> 00:37:54,286 What? I like it. 604 00:38:01,968 --> 00:38:05,051 I'll tell you this. If I had a good short reliever 605 00:38:05,221 --> 00:38:07,007 I could turn this team around. 606 00:38:07,181 --> 00:38:09,547 In his wildest dreams. “What's that? 607 00:38:09,726 --> 00:38:11,762 - Nothing. - No, no. 608 00:38:11,936 --> 00:38:13,847 - Come on, go ahead. - Gus. 609 00:38:15,481 --> 00:38:19,520 I'm just saying that a short reliever is not gonna solve your problems. 610 00:38:20,403 --> 00:38:23,190 - Why's that? - You got no unity. 611 00:38:23,364 --> 00:38:26,151 Every man for himself. Nobody's playing for the team. 612 00:38:26,326 --> 00:38:29,693 Right. A few bad eggs who are spoiling it for everyone else. 613 00:38:29,704 --> 00:38:33,322 Well, you see, when you have major talent 614 00:38:33,499 --> 00:38:36,662 you get major personalities. 615 00:38:36,669 --> 00:38:39,706 Maybe you got too much talent and not enough team. 616 00:38:41,132 --> 00:38:44,624 See, this game is about nine guys working as one. 617 00:38:44,802 --> 00:38:47,509 They don't have to be the best guys who ever lived. 618 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,386 They just gotta work together. 619 00:38:49,807 --> 00:38:50,922 Oh, that's sweet. 620 00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:54,183 That really is. That's... that's so sweet. 621 00:38:54,354 --> 00:38:56,811 Nine guys working together as one. Come on, everyone. 622 00:38:56,814 --> 00:38:58,179 Omm. 623 00:38:59,442 --> 00:39:02,934 Rah-rah-rah! I love that. I do. I love that, but... 624 00:39:04,906 --> 00:39:07,568 You're just gonna have to trust me on this. 625 00:39:08,493 --> 00:39:11,826 - You don't know what you're talking about. - Is that so? 626 00:39:11,829 --> 00:39:13,740 This might be a good time to get the check. 627 00:39:13,748 --> 00:39:18,117 Yeah, no, that most definitely is so. See, let me explain, okay? 628 00:39:18,127 --> 00:39:20,288 There are two kinds of baseball, right? 629 00:39:20,463 --> 00:39:24,706 There's big league and then there's little league. 630 00:39:24,717 --> 00:39:28,710 And you, my friend, you are in the latter. 631 00:39:28,888 --> 00:39:31,300 That smells a little bit like a challenge. 632 00:39:31,307 --> 00:39:35,141 Yeah, well, if you're foolhardy enough to take it as one, yeah, it is. 633 00:39:36,270 --> 00:39:40,980 Any hour, any day, any week, my guys will be on the field ready to go. 634 00:39:40,984 --> 00:39:42,269 Waiter? 635 00:39:42,276 --> 00:39:44,437 Wait a second. Say what? 636 00:39:44,946 --> 00:39:50,907 You would actually step onto the same field as my twins? 637 00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:53,367 - Lis there an echo? - Let me tell you something. 638 00:39:53,538 --> 00:39:57,281 - Don't poke me. - If you had the first idea... 639 00:39:57,291 --> 00:39:58,997 I said don't poke me. 640 00:39:59,002 --> 00:40:02,995 In fact, if you had any idea of what... ow! Ow! 641 00:40:03,172 --> 00:40:06,255 I told you not to poke me, you loudmouth moron. 642 00:40:06,259 --> 00:40:08,796 You are breaking my finger. 643 00:40:10,722 --> 00:40:12,587 Son of a bitch. 644 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:16,010 Freak! 645 00:40:16,602 --> 00:40:18,513 - Let go of my finger, you putz. Maggie: Gus. 646 00:40:18,688 --> 00:40:20,849 - Okay... - Stop. 647 00:40:22,442 --> 00:40:25,229 Huff: Watch my hair. Goddamn it. 648 00:40:27,613 --> 00:40:31,526 One minute, you're telling me about the improved, responsible Gus cantrell. 649 00:40:31,701 --> 00:40:34,989 The next thing I know, you're rolling across a barroom floor 650 00:40:35,163 --> 00:40:38,200 - punching, kicking, and biting. - I didn't bite him. 651 00:40:38,374 --> 00:40:40,114 Besides, it wasn't my fault. 652 00:40:41,836 --> 00:40:44,748 It wasn't your fault? No. Huff asked me to hit him. 653 00:40:45,465 --> 00:40:49,174 Funny. I don't remember hearing him request a punch in the nose. 654 00:40:49,177 --> 00:40:52,795 It's, like, a secret guy language. 655 00:40:52,972 --> 00:40:56,055 When somebody pokes you with their finger more than once 656 00:40:56,225 --> 00:40:58,511 they're saying, "come on and hit me." 657 00:40:58,686 --> 00:41:01,803 A secret guy language. 658 00:41:02,106 --> 00:41:06,475 I mean, I knew about the handshake and the decoder ring, 659 00:41:06,486 --> 00:41:09,728 but the language thing is new to me. 660 00:41:12,533 --> 00:41:14,114 Hello. 661 00:41:15,036 --> 00:41:17,778 Yeah, he's right here. 662 00:41:17,997 --> 00:41:19,703 It's Roger. 663 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,422 Listen, rog, I'm really sorry. 664 00:41:33,846 --> 00:41:35,461 Right now? 665 00:41:36,724 --> 00:41:38,305 Okay. 666 00:41:39,102 --> 00:41:40,638 Okay. 667 00:41:41,687 --> 00:41:43,268 On my way. 668 00:41:48,402 --> 00:41:51,394 Good morning, Mr. cantrell. Follow me, please. 669 00:41:53,032 --> 00:41:56,069 Roger: No, that sounds great. I think that'll work out great. 670 00:41:58,162 --> 00:41:59,162 Uh-huh. 671 00:42:03,543 --> 00:42:06,034 Behind you all the way, sir. 672 00:42:06,587 --> 00:42:10,296 - Thank you. Roger: I'll tell him you said that. 673 00:42:12,385 --> 00:42:13,966 Oh, my god. 674 00:42:13,970 --> 00:42:15,631 Okay, gotta go. Talk to you. Bye-bye. 675 00:42:16,222 --> 00:42:17,837 Are you out of your mind? 676 00:42:17,849 --> 00:42:20,431 You're the fifth person to ask me that. 677 00:42:20,434 --> 00:42:23,096 We can't play the twins. We're a minor league club. 678 00:42:23,271 --> 00:42:26,013 - You said nine players together. - I know what I said. 679 00:42:26,190 --> 00:42:29,102 Don't throw it back at me. You don't believe it? 680 00:42:29,277 --> 00:42:31,359 Well, of course I believe it. It's... 681 00:42:31,529 --> 00:42:33,895 Coffee, sir? Yeah. 682 00:42:34,073 --> 00:42:38,817 I just wanted to say that on behalf of the entire restaurant staff, go buzz. 683 00:42:38,995 --> 00:42:40,951 Kick ass. 684 00:42:41,497 --> 00:42:43,237 Thanks. 685 00:42:44,417 --> 00:42:47,159 By the way, that was huff on the phone just now. 686 00:42:47,336 --> 00:42:50,078 - He thinks you're gonna back out. - He said that? 687 00:42:50,256 --> 00:42:53,089 Blowing smoke up your butt. Those were his words. 688 00:42:53,092 --> 00:42:54,923 Gutless. I think he said gutless. 689 00:42:55,094 --> 00:42:58,427 He... I forgot how he used it. 690 00:42:59,265 --> 00:43:02,132 Big twins vs. The little twins. 691 00:43:02,518 --> 00:43:05,055 Sounds like a good way to put some butts in the seats, huh? 692 00:43:05,771 --> 00:43:09,013 Do you really think selling tickets is my sole motivation? 693 00:43:12,153 --> 00:43:14,314 Okay, maybe it is, but nevertheless, 694 00:43:14,488 --> 00:43:18,151 this is a great opportunity for your boys to see the show up close. 695 00:43:18,326 --> 00:43:21,159 - Gus, come on. - It's just... it's dicey. 696 00:43:21,162 --> 00:43:23,653 Why don't you ask your team what they wanna do? 697 00:43:26,334 --> 00:43:27,574 Huff's finger broken? 698 00:43:28,169 --> 00:43:29,284 Fractured. 699 00:43:32,757 --> 00:43:35,840 Give me 24 hours. Let me talk to my team. 700 00:43:35,843 --> 00:43:37,208 You're the man. 701 00:43:39,263 --> 00:43:40,628 Gotta go. 702 00:43:41,140 --> 00:43:44,132 Hello? Yeah, it's for real. 703 00:44:15,508 --> 00:44:17,419 It's been a while. 704 00:44:17,927 --> 00:44:19,713 One thing never changes. 705 00:44:19,887 --> 00:44:21,423 What's that? 706 00:44:21,764 --> 00:44:23,595 Butterflies. 707 00:44:23,933 --> 00:44:25,469 Yeah 708 00:44:25,977 --> 00:44:28,593 what a decade to quit drinking. 709 00:44:28,604 --> 00:44:30,515 Carlos: Like I said, charges were dropped. 710 00:44:30,690 --> 00:44:33,853 What about your alleged, quote, "Carlos liston is so big 711 00:44:34,026 --> 00:44:35,516 he's becoming a religion"? 712 00:44:35,695 --> 00:44:39,279 - I said it. You got a problem with it? - What exactly does it mean? 713 00:44:40,658 --> 00:44:44,617 It means that people think of Carlos liston. 714 00:44:44,787 --> 00:44:47,278 Carlos is on the minds of people. 715 00:44:49,083 --> 00:44:52,541 They pay him respect, they know him to be a superior man. 716 00:44:52,545 --> 00:44:57,005 Does anyone besides Carlos liston worship at the shrine of Carlos liston? 717 00:44:57,174 --> 00:45:00,382 Or is it a one-man congregation? 718 00:45:02,513 --> 00:45:06,097 Thou shall not make fun of Carlos. 719 00:45:09,895 --> 00:45:12,136 - This is unbelievable. - That's major, man. 720 00:45:12,315 --> 00:45:13,805 We're gonna knock them down. 721 00:45:13,983 --> 00:45:16,224 You'll be like a star. 722 00:45:38,591 --> 00:45:42,960 Carlos liston, resident madman and cleanup hitter. 723 00:45:43,179 --> 00:45:45,295 I have to pitch to him? Yeah 724 00:45:45,473 --> 00:45:49,933 yeah, just remember one thing. Carlos is a little bit like a mad dog. 725 00:45:50,102 --> 00:45:51,342 Mad dog? 726 00:45:51,729 --> 00:45:56,393 - He smells fear, he goes into attack mode. - So no matter what you do... 727 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,516 Don't let him know you're scared. Yeah 728 00:45:58,694 --> 00:46:02,607 - I gotta use the bathroom. - Use the mound. Stake out your territory. 729 00:46:12,917 --> 00:46:14,248 Player: Whoo! 730 00:46:56,794 --> 00:46:58,409 (Gentlemen. 731 00:46:59,380 --> 00:47:05,876 This is not a should-win or want-to-win situation. 732 00:47:05,886 --> 00:47:07,968 This is every 8-year-old's dream. 733 00:47:08,139 --> 00:47:11,302 Playing in a big league game in a big league park. 734 00:47:11,308 --> 00:47:16,143 This is a must-win situation. 735 00:47:16,147 --> 00:47:17,637 Play as well as you can. 736 00:47:17,648 --> 00:47:19,764 I want you... 737 00:47:20,776 --> 00:47:24,689 To humiliate, brutalize. 738 00:47:24,697 --> 00:47:26,403 Don't force. 739 00:47:26,782 --> 00:47:28,613 Don't push, huh? 740 00:47:28,617 --> 00:47:32,986 Beat them into submission. 741 00:47:32,997 --> 00:47:34,988 Let's stay loose. 742 00:47:35,541 --> 00:47:37,406 I et's have some fun. 743 00:47:37,751 --> 00:47:39,833 Come on, guys. What do you say? 744 00:47:52,099 --> 00:47:53,305 Strike three. 745 00:47:53,309 --> 00:47:56,847 He struck him out swinging and the hogster is bringing the heat, 746 00:47:57,021 --> 00:48:01,606 throwing gas, tossing aspirins, blowing smoke, zinging bbs, 747 00:48:01,775 --> 00:48:05,438 firing missiles, zipping darts, threading the needle. 748 00:48:05,613 --> 00:48:09,777 Let's see if my colleague in the booth here has anything to add. 749 00:48:10,576 --> 00:48:12,441 Nope, guess not. 750 00:48:19,418 --> 00:48:21,079 Throw. Make your throw. 751 00:48:22,129 --> 00:48:23,369 He got it. 752 00:48:34,934 --> 00:48:36,515 Doyle: Oh, my lord. 753 00:48:36,519 --> 00:48:38,680 Taka slides safely into first base. 754 00:48:38,854 --> 00:48:42,017 Beautiful and daring. The only words to describe that play. 755 00:48:42,191 --> 00:48:44,773 Wouldn't you say beautiful and daring? 756 00:48:44,985 --> 00:48:47,351 Well, my colleague, a little bashful, concurs. 757 00:48:47,530 --> 00:48:51,899 And this buzz team has come to play ball. There's no bout-a-doubt it. Ha, ha. 758 00:48:57,414 --> 00:48:58,904 Got it, baby. 759 00:48:59,625 --> 00:49:01,536 Mine. Mine. Mine. 760 00:49:05,005 --> 00:49:06,711 What the hell? 761 00:49:15,182 --> 00:49:17,013 Keep it up. Keep it up. 762 00:49:17,184 --> 00:49:19,596 Nice, nice, nice. Love to your mother. 763 00:49:19,770 --> 00:49:22,056 Hey, hey, gussy. 764 00:49:22,231 --> 00:49:24,563 Who the man now? Who the man? 765 00:49:33,075 --> 00:49:34,781 Adams broke up the double play. 766 00:49:34,952 --> 00:49:37,785 Could have been called for unnecessary roughness. 767 00:49:37,955 --> 00:49:41,118 And that brings Carlos liston to the plate. 768 00:49:44,753 --> 00:49:46,368 Time out. 769 00:49:51,260 --> 00:49:52,796 Hog. 770 00:49:55,222 --> 00:49:58,840 He's been crowding the plate, forcing you to throw into his power. 771 00:50:01,478 --> 00:50:03,969 You better give him a little chin music. 772 00:50:05,274 --> 00:50:06,980 You want me to throw at Carlos liston? 773 00:50:07,443 --> 00:50:09,980 He'll hate you tonight, but he'll respect you in the morning. 774 00:50:13,907 --> 00:50:15,738 What do I do if he comes out here after me? 775 00:50:17,745 --> 00:50:18,745 Just... 776 00:50:19,038 --> 00:50:21,495 Climbing the center field wall wouldn't be a bad idea. 777 00:50:34,553 --> 00:50:36,259 Doyle: Just calming the kid down. 778 00:50:36,263 --> 00:50:39,380 Probably telling him to keep the ball down and away. 779 00:50:51,362 --> 00:50:54,229 Liston's getting up. He doesn't appear to be hurt. 780 00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:56,446 He doesn't appear to be happy. 781 00:50:56,450 --> 00:50:59,988 Right now would be a good time to get hog measured for a casket. 782 00:51:09,004 --> 00:51:10,494 What's up? 783 00:51:10,506 --> 00:51:14,749 Now, I know you ain't throwing at Carlos liston 784 00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:18,173 because anyone dumb enough to throw at him wouldn't be smart enough 785 00:51:18,180 --> 00:51:20,045 to find their way to the park. 786 00:51:20,641 --> 00:51:23,633 And you're here, so you ain't that dumb. 787 00:51:26,438 --> 00:51:28,895 I think there was moisture on the ball, 788 00:51:28,899 --> 00:51:31,732 and it slipped out of my hand. Moisture? 789 00:51:33,028 --> 00:51:35,519 Dew it's a little dew. 790 00:51:36,824 --> 00:51:42,319 Yeah, well, you get that close to Mr. liston again, dew or no dew, 791 00:51:42,329 --> 00:51:44,911 and I'll come back and beat you into the ground with that bat. 792 00:51:45,999 --> 00:51:47,079 You got that? 793 00:51:48,335 --> 00:51:49,791 Yes, sir. Yeah, I got it. 794 00:51:49,795 --> 00:51:50,830 It's no problem. 795 00:52:18,532 --> 00:52:20,818 Doyle: A routine fly ball hit to left field. 796 00:52:20,826 --> 00:52:23,863 The wind's got this, taking it back toward the wall. 797 00:52:23,871 --> 00:52:27,329 The wind's gonna carry this one over the fence for a home run. 798 00:52:35,215 --> 00:52:37,752 I might point out that there is no wind. 799 00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:39,170 We're in a dome. 800 00:52:39,178 --> 00:52:41,294 An enclosed environment. 801 00:52:41,305 --> 00:52:44,172 There's no rain either, in case you were wondering. 802 00:52:44,183 --> 00:52:47,425 Oh, well, excuse me for having an opinion, pal. 803 00:52:47,436 --> 00:52:49,552 Hey, what's that over there? “Where? 804 00:52:49,563 --> 00:52:51,975 - Hey! - 1. Ook out. 805 00:52:51,982 --> 00:52:54,598 - Hey, you did that on purpose. - I ook at that. 806 00:52:54,610 --> 00:52:56,350 Oh, my notes. 807 00:52:56,361 --> 00:52:58,568 - My scorecard. - It was an accident. 808 00:52:58,572 --> 00:52:59,982 - I'm... - My pants. 809 00:52:59,990 --> 00:53:03,278 Here... here... here's a 20. Get yourself another suit. 810 00:53:04,286 --> 00:53:05,321 Oh, wow. 811 00:53:07,414 --> 00:53:10,030 - Come on, Billy. - Take it out, d.T. 812 00:53:10,751 --> 00:53:13,367 Doyle: Some people say downtown is a big league hitter. 813 00:53:13,378 --> 00:53:16,165 Yeah, he's one of the people spreading that rumor. 814 00:53:16,173 --> 00:53:18,289 I guess now is the moment of truth. 815 00:53:19,176 --> 00:53:21,588 Doyle: Here's the windup and the pitch to downtown. 816 00:53:21,595 --> 00:53:23,677 He swings and drives one to left. 817 00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:26,296 This ball is really hit back toward the wall. 818 00:53:26,308 --> 00:53:29,550 Could get out of here, gone for downtown. 819 00:53:29,561 --> 00:53:32,018 And the buzz have tied it at 3 all. 820 00:53:32,022 --> 00:53:33,728 Listen to this crowd. 821 00:53:33,732 --> 00:53:36,314 They love this team. 822 00:53:46,245 --> 00:53:48,577 So much for beating them into submission. 823 00:53:48,580 --> 00:53:49,945 Shut up! 824 00:53:55,963 --> 00:53:57,328 (Set the trainer. 825 00:53:57,339 --> 00:53:59,125 Better bring a bag of ice. 826 00:54:11,770 --> 00:54:15,262 Come on, guys. Play a little ball here now. Ah! 827 00:54:19,278 --> 00:54:22,862 Doyle: Throw by Tanaka heading towards third. He threw a bullet. 828 00:54:22,865 --> 00:54:25,857 There's gonna be a play and they've got him! He's out. 829 00:54:26,410 --> 00:54:28,696 What a throw by Tanaka. 830 00:54:28,704 --> 00:54:31,571 Wasn't that a beaut? You're a beaut. 831 00:54:31,582 --> 00:54:33,163 You're finally coming around. 832 00:54:44,636 --> 00:54:46,001 Crowd: Charge! 833 00:54:48,473 --> 00:54:51,306 Doyle: Adams swats that one for a single to left field. 834 00:54:51,310 --> 00:54:55,144 Well, slam or SWAT, the twins' hitters have timed this kid's fastball 835 00:54:55,147 --> 00:54:57,684 hog will have to go to his other pitches. 836 00:54:57,691 --> 00:54:59,807 - He doesn't have other pitches. - Does too. 837 00:54:59,818 --> 00:55:01,308 - Does not. - Does too. 838 00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:02,685 - Does not. - Does too. 839 00:55:02,696 --> 00:55:03,981 - Doesn't. - Does too. 840 00:55:03,989 --> 00:55:06,401 - Does not. - Hey, somebody needs a nap. 841 00:55:06,408 --> 00:55:08,194 He's gonna be sitting on the fastball. 842 00:55:10,996 --> 00:55:12,827 I can't let that happen to hog. 843 00:55:14,750 --> 00:55:16,115 Time, ump. Man: Time! 844 00:55:16,627 --> 00:55:18,117 You okay? Yeah. 845 00:55:20,297 --> 00:55:22,083 Good job, hog. 846 00:55:22,090 --> 00:55:26,003 There's nothing to be ashamed of. We just gotta find you another pitch. 847 00:55:26,011 --> 00:55:27,876 Something to go along with that fastball. 848 00:55:30,724 --> 00:55:31,759 There you go. 849 00:55:34,227 --> 00:55:36,092 - Doc? - Yep. 850 00:55:37,356 --> 00:55:38,971 Coach, he's got no smoke. 851 00:55:38,982 --> 00:55:41,098 They've been looking at heat all day. 852 00:55:41,109 --> 00:55:42,849 Give them a little change of pace. 853 00:55:45,072 --> 00:55:50,692 Announcer: Coming to the mound for the buzz will be number 35, doc windgate. 854 00:55:50,702 --> 00:55:52,067 Windgate. 855 00:55:59,586 --> 00:56:03,249 Well, we got one out left, doc, but it's a tough one. 856 00:56:03,256 --> 00:56:06,089 You, uh, want me to go with the off-speed stuff? 857 00:56:07,761 --> 00:56:09,501 You... you got anything else? 858 00:56:11,848 --> 00:56:12,848 Nope. 859 00:56:13,934 --> 00:56:15,674 Let's go with the off-speed stuff. 860 00:56:21,358 --> 00:56:22,723 Let's get this one out. 861 00:56:40,752 --> 00:56:44,745 Man 1: Yeah, baby! - That-a-baby, doc. That-a-baby, doc. 862 00:56:44,756 --> 00:56:46,121 Man 2: Come on, buzz, go! 863 00:56:48,135 --> 00:56:49,716 Woman: Yeah, buzz! 864 00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:54,805 Liston swung just a little early... By about four and a half minutes. 865 00:56:54,808 --> 00:56:56,344 Damn junk baller. 866 00:56:56,351 --> 00:56:59,468 Carlos hasn't seen anything this slow since high school. 867 00:57:08,488 --> 00:57:11,355 Man 1: Yeah! Man 2: Come on. Come on, Carlos! 868 00:57:11,366 --> 00:57:13,027 That-a-guy, doc. That-a-guy. 869 00:57:13,035 --> 00:57:14,991 Strike two on liston. 870 00:57:14,995 --> 00:57:18,487 He's swinging at pitches that leave doc's hand on Tuesday. 871 00:57:18,498 --> 00:57:21,114 The trouble is, they don't arrive till Wednesday. 872 00:57:27,299 --> 00:57:28,209 Thanks. 873 00:57:28,216 --> 00:57:30,753 Tell that son of a bitch to throw me his fastball 874 00:57:31,803 --> 00:57:33,259 that was his fastball 875 00:57:36,058 --> 00:57:38,140 we're one strike away from extra innings. 876 00:57:39,144 --> 00:57:40,805 If they go up to bat again... 877 00:57:41,813 --> 00:57:43,269 We could lose this damn thing. 878 00:57:43,857 --> 00:57:45,347 - Get this guy. - All right. 879 00:57:45,358 --> 00:57:48,566 Man: Let's go, baby. - One more time. One more time. 880 00:57:49,071 --> 00:57:50,106 I'm gonna kill them. 881 00:57:51,615 --> 00:57:55,107 - You can't do that. - Oh, look, numb nuts. 882 00:57:55,118 --> 00:58:01,114 This is my ballpark, all right”? I can do anything that I want to. 883 00:58:01,124 --> 00:58:03,866 - You're the manager. - You're right about that. 884 00:58:03,877 --> 00:58:05,617 You're right about that. 885 00:58:13,762 --> 00:58:17,175 Do it! That's right, I said, kill them. 886 00:58:17,182 --> 00:58:18,467 Here's the pitch. 887 00:58:25,982 --> 00:58:28,223 Huff: Oh, isn't that a shame? 888 00:58:33,657 --> 00:58:36,945 Power outage, my large white buttocks. 889 00:58:36,952 --> 00:58:38,613 Well, that's what he said. 890 00:58:39,704 --> 00:58:43,413 Did you know that huff has born-to-lie tattooed on his forearm? 891 00:58:44,835 --> 00:58:45,950 Is that true? 892 00:58:47,462 --> 00:58:50,078 He's on the twins, Carlos liston. 893 00:58:50,090 --> 00:58:52,877 Gigantic. You wouldn't believe it if you saw him. 894 00:58:52,884 --> 00:58:55,717 He said, "I'll beat you into the ground with this bat." 895 00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:56,960 What did you say? 896 00:58:57,430 --> 00:59:02,675 I said, you better chase it on back to the plate where you belong 897 00:59:02,686 --> 00:59:05,769 before I rip your face off and shove it in your ass. Rear. 898 00:59:05,772 --> 00:59:06,772 Your rear. 899 00:59:08,316 --> 00:59:09,806 No way. Yeah 900 00:59:09,818 --> 00:59:11,649 what did he do? 901 00:59:11,653 --> 00:59:14,941 He, uh, walked his self on back to the plate. 902 00:59:18,076 --> 00:59:19,407 Woman: Wow. 903 00:59:19,411 --> 00:59:21,447 Tell you what, rube. 904 00:59:21,454 --> 00:59:24,070 Played a major league team in a major league stadium. 905 00:59:24,082 --> 00:59:26,414 Made the whole 20 years worthwhile. 906 00:59:26,418 --> 00:59:28,830 - It's a beautiful thing. - Oh, yeah. 907 01:00:04,706 --> 01:00:07,573 "They're calling it a tie, but the twins were outplayed 908 01:00:07,584 --> 01:00:09,495 by a younger, gutsy buzz team. 909 01:00:09,502 --> 01:00:11,242 I eonard huff was outcoached 910 01:00:11,254 --> 01:00:14,792 - by ex-player, rookie manager Gus cantrell. - Mm-hm_ 911 01:00:14,799 --> 01:00:18,087 However, a generator snafu allowed the twins to limp home 912 01:00:18,094 --> 01:00:22,212 with their dignity just barely intact.” hmm. 913 01:00:22,224 --> 01:00:25,091 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 914 01:00:25,101 --> 01:00:27,968 People are very impressed. It's made me wondering 915 01:00:27,979 --> 01:00:30,721 if I didn't have a couple of people in triple-a 916 01:00:30,732 --> 01:00:33,439 who were ready to come up to the bigs and vice versa. 917 01:00:33,443 --> 01:00:35,684 It did? It made you wonder? 918 01:00:35,695 --> 01:00:37,231 Yeah, it did. 919 01:00:37,239 --> 01:00:39,901 Apparently, I'm not the only one who's wondering. 920 01:00:40,951 --> 01:00:42,361 I got a call this morning. 921 01:00:43,745 --> 01:00:44,745 Yeah? 922 01:00:45,247 --> 01:00:48,159 Yeah. Huff, he, uh... 923 01:00:48,166 --> 01:00:49,281 He wants downtown. 924 01:00:51,836 --> 01:00:54,828 - Roger, downtown's not ready. - Huff says he is. 925 01:00:54,839 --> 01:00:57,501 Huff doesn't know his butt from a manhole cover. 926 01:00:57,509 --> 01:00:59,340 - Gus, listen. - No, you listen. 927 01:00:59,928 --> 01:01:02,169 Take downtown up early, you may have to send him back. 928 01:01:02,180 --> 01:01:04,136 That could hurt the kid. 929 01:01:04,140 --> 01:01:06,381 - Gus... - He's got a big career ahead of him, 930 01:01:06,393 --> 01:01:09,009 but you've got to bring him along. He's just starting to listen. 931 01:01:09,020 --> 01:01:10,976 - Gus, Gus! - You take him away from me now... 932 01:01:13,942 --> 01:01:15,478 Huff is the twins' manager. 933 01:01:15,485 --> 01:01:19,069 If he wants to bring a ballplayer to the show, then I'm sorry. 934 01:01:19,072 --> 01:01:20,858 He's made it very clear. 935 01:01:20,865 --> 01:01:22,401 He wants downtown. 936 01:01:23,952 --> 01:01:26,819 Man 1: Have fun, huh? Man 2: Stay in touch, brother. 937 01:01:27,247 --> 01:01:30,159 - Take care, man. - You guys do too. 938 01:01:30,166 --> 01:01:31,656 Hey, good luck, bud. 939 01:01:31,668 --> 01:01:33,158 Man 3: Good game. Man 4: Yeah! 940 01:01:37,090 --> 01:01:39,376 Well, going to the show. 941 01:01:39,384 --> 01:01:43,343 Yeah, I'm going to the show. 942 01:01:45,015 --> 01:01:49,179 Could I make sort of an off-the-wall suggestion? 943 01:01:49,185 --> 01:01:50,185 Sure. 944 01:01:51,104 --> 01:01:54,847 Tell huff you want four more weeks with me before you go up. 945 01:01:54,858 --> 01:01:57,144 Convince him you need a little more time. 946 01:01:58,737 --> 01:02:00,523 What the hell would I want to do that for? 947 01:02:02,157 --> 01:02:03,647 Because you're not ready yet, kid. 948 01:02:04,993 --> 01:02:09,987 - Bullshit. Huff says I am. - Huff doesn't know, okay? 949 01:02:09,998 --> 01:02:12,489 He's not about turning you into a player. 950 01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:16,084 He's trying to use a publicity stunt to cover up a lousy season. 951 01:02:18,423 --> 01:02:21,290 You know, I knew this. I knew this would happen. 952 01:02:21,301 --> 01:02:23,758 You'd come in and try to rain on my parade. 953 01:02:23,762 --> 01:02:25,753 I'm not trying to rain... You are. 954 01:02:25,764 --> 01:02:28,005 You've been on me since the beginning. 955 01:02:28,016 --> 01:02:30,348 I hit a home run and you benched me. 956 01:02:30,352 --> 01:02:33,139 You told me not to pull when I'm a natural pull hitter. 957 01:02:33,146 --> 01:02:36,388 - I'm trying to help. - Don't tell me you are. You're not. 958 01:02:36,399 --> 01:02:37,684 You never were. 959 01:02:39,152 --> 01:02:40,642 You want me to tell you why? 960 01:02:41,696 --> 01:02:43,778 Because you're jealous. 961 01:02:43,782 --> 01:02:46,615 You're jealous I got more talent on my worst day 962 01:02:46,618 --> 01:02:48,574 than you've had in your whole goddamn career. 963 01:02:53,416 --> 01:02:55,828 What, it's true, isn't it? Isn't it? 964 01:02:55,835 --> 01:02:58,076 Isn't it? You've never had half the talent that I do. 965 01:03:00,590 --> 01:03:01,796 That's true. 966 01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:05,543 God, I should have known you couldn't just shake my hand and say good luck. 967 01:03:07,555 --> 01:03:10,217 But I don't give a shit because I just passed you up. 968 01:03:11,226 --> 01:03:14,684 I don't need you, Gus cantrell. I'm moving on to bigger and better things. 969 01:03:16,815 --> 01:03:18,521 Thanks. 970 01:03:18,525 --> 01:03:19,525 Thanks for nothing. 971 01:03:22,612 --> 01:03:24,398 Strike two! 972 01:03:27,283 --> 01:03:28,523 Piece of cake. Piece of cake. 973 01:03:41,005 --> 01:03:43,792 Doyle: So the buzz lose another close one. 974 01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:47,418 They've dropped seven of the last eight, making this a rough trip. 975 01:03:47,429 --> 01:03:48,429 (Gentlemen. 976 01:03:51,182 --> 01:03:54,424 Some of you guys might want to, uh, check your contracts. 977 01:03:55,728 --> 01:03:57,719 You set there, rube? 978 01:03:57,730 --> 01:04:00,016 - Oh. Yeah, sorry. - A little more Mayo there. 979 01:04:00,024 --> 01:04:01,024 Okay. 980 01:04:03,069 --> 01:04:05,435 Seems you signed on to play an entire season, 981 01:04:05,447 --> 01:04:09,156 but it looks like you quit playing about two-thirds of the way through 982 01:04:09,159 --> 01:04:12,447 and I'd like for someone to tell me what the hell is going on. 983 01:04:20,587 --> 01:04:21,587 Huh? 984 01:04:23,798 --> 01:04:24,798 Yeah, hog? 985 01:04:26,426 --> 01:04:28,758 Well, you see, um, ahem... 986 01:04:32,557 --> 01:04:35,390 No one thinks that we can win without downtown. 987 01:04:37,395 --> 01:04:38,395 I think. 988 01:04:43,234 --> 01:04:45,850 Look, this game is not about one home-run hitter. 989 01:04:47,155 --> 01:04:50,443 Don't get me wrong. I miss downtown as much as any one of you, 990 01:04:50,450 --> 01:04:52,987 but baseball is not about one player. 991 01:04:52,994 --> 01:04:57,328 It's about a team, an entire team, playing together. 992 01:04:58,458 --> 01:05:01,746 That's right. Look at me like I'm a damn corndog old man 993 01:05:01,753 --> 01:05:04,244 who doesn't know what the hell I'm talking about. 994 01:05:05,798 --> 01:05:09,131 You know, I don't, uh, know about the rest of you, 995 01:05:09,135 --> 01:05:12,172 but I remember not too long ago, we were the joke of the league. 996 01:05:12,764 --> 01:05:14,425 Now we've won a few games. 997 01:05:14,432 --> 01:05:16,969 We even went dead even with the big team, 998 01:05:16,976 --> 01:05:18,841 and this man made the difference. 999 01:05:20,897 --> 01:05:23,479 I think we might wanna listen to what he has to say. 1000 01:05:25,443 --> 01:05:28,606 Look, guys, I'm just asking you to do one thing. 1001 01:05:28,613 --> 01:05:32,231 Start thinking about how you can help the guy sitting next to you. 1002 01:05:32,242 --> 01:05:34,324 Maybe you know something he doesn't know. 1003 01:05:35,495 --> 01:05:37,986 Maybe you got some information you can pass along. 1004 01:05:38,873 --> 01:05:41,831 We're traveling tonight. We got the crawdads tomorrow. 1005 01:05:41,834 --> 01:05:44,667 By the time we hit the field, I expect everybody's mind 1006 01:05:44,671 --> 01:05:47,583 to be on teamwork and the business of baseball 1007 01:05:49,509 --> 01:05:50,509 cool? 1008 01:05:52,220 --> 01:05:53,801 It's cool. 1009 01:05:53,805 --> 01:05:55,136 All right. 1010 01:05:55,139 --> 01:05:56,754 Let's pack it up and get out of here. 1011 01:05:57,267 --> 01:05:59,883 - All right, guys. - See you all tomorrow. 1012 01:06:05,108 --> 01:06:06,564 It's not complicated. 1013 01:06:06,568 --> 01:06:10,561 A curveball is simply the application of basic physics. 1014 01:06:12,156 --> 01:06:16,024 Resistance plus velocity equals...” 1015 01:06:19,455 --> 01:06:21,036 You okay? Yeah. 1016 01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:22,905 - Uh, motion. - Bingo. 1017 01:06:22,917 --> 01:06:26,660 Now, by controlling the resistance, I.E. The rotation, 1018 01:06:26,671 --> 01:06:30,414 you can determine direction of motion. 1019 01:06:30,425 --> 01:06:33,041 And the greater the velocity, 1020 01:06:33,052 --> 01:06:35,885 the less opportunity for... 1021 01:06:36,973 --> 01:06:38,463 Resistance. 1022 01:06:38,474 --> 01:06:41,056 Thus, a smaller degree of motion. 1023 01:06:42,437 --> 01:06:43,437 Right. 1024 01:06:46,357 --> 01:06:48,222 Lesser velocity. 1025 01:06:48,234 --> 01:06:49,849 Create more resistance. 1026 01:06:51,154 --> 01:06:52,690 Allow for greater movement. 1027 01:06:52,697 --> 01:06:54,403 Woman: We love you, hog! 1028 01:07:00,830 --> 01:07:04,493 - Strike three, you're out! - He struck him out. 1029 01:07:04,500 --> 01:07:08,243 Hog Ellis has just thrown the first curveball of his young life. 1030 01:07:08,254 --> 01:07:11,291 And the boy now has not one but two pitches. 1031 01:07:12,091 --> 01:07:14,127 All right. Nice deuce there, hog. 1032 01:07:14,135 --> 01:07:17,844 I just decreased velocity, reversed the ball's natural rotation. 1033 01:07:17,847 --> 01:07:20,429 Whatever you say, hog. Just keep throwing them. 1034 01:07:24,562 --> 01:07:25,802 Way to go, hogster. 1035 01:07:27,357 --> 01:07:29,188 Man: And the count is two and two. 1036 01:07:29,192 --> 01:07:31,274 Norman looks in, gets the signal. 1037 01:07:33,780 --> 01:07:36,772 And strike three. Anderson goes down swinging. 1038 01:07:36,783 --> 01:07:41,197 And is now three-for-15 since joining the twins. 1039 01:07:44,332 --> 01:07:46,118 Downtown, huh? 1040 01:07:46,125 --> 01:07:48,161 More like down and out, if you ask me. 1041 01:07:52,131 --> 01:07:54,622 Crowd: Voodoo! Voodoo! Voodoo! 1042 01:08:04,852 --> 01:08:08,720 As it's been explained to me, the hood helps cerrano focus. 1043 01:08:08,731 --> 01:08:12,349 All I know is, it looks dumb and he has to be led up to home plate. 1044 01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:15,318 But I've long given up trying to understand this team. 1045 01:08:43,015 --> 01:08:45,222 Cerrano lines a bullet to left center. 1046 01:08:45,226 --> 01:08:47,592 Romance is rounding third. 1047 01:09:05,121 --> 01:09:08,113 Lance the dance scores on what appears 1048 01:09:08,124 --> 01:09:11,662 to be a double salchow and a triple Axel thrown in too. 1049 01:09:11,669 --> 01:09:14,627 What a play! The buzz are back on track. 1050 01:09:14,630 --> 01:09:16,916 They've won seven of their last 10. 1051 01:09:16,924 --> 01:09:18,755 Great job! Come on, baby! 1052 01:09:22,096 --> 01:09:23,677 Now you're having fun, man. 1053 01:09:31,105 --> 01:09:32,105 You know it! 1054 01:09:36,819 --> 01:09:37,819 All right. 1055 01:09:40,072 --> 01:09:41,072 Hi 1056 01:09:42,074 --> 01:09:43,074 Hey. 1057 01:09:58,925 --> 01:10:00,381 I couldn't cut the mustard. 1058 01:10:02,887 --> 01:10:03,887 Sorry. 1059 01:10:07,058 --> 01:10:09,344 You can say, "I told you so," if you want. 1060 01:10:09,352 --> 01:10:10,512 No point in that. 1061 01:10:16,984 --> 01:10:19,771 Look, about all that shit I said to you, I'm sorry. 1062 01:10:20,488 --> 01:10:23,776 Well, it's water over the bridge or under the dam, 1063 01:10:23,783 --> 01:10:25,819 or wherever the hell the water goes. 1064 01:10:25,827 --> 01:10:26,907 Sit down. 1065 01:10:26,911 --> 01:10:27,911 Yes, sir. 1066 01:10:31,123 --> 01:10:33,159 Any idea what happened? 1067 01:10:36,087 --> 01:10:37,827 It was, uh... 1068 01:10:37,839 --> 01:10:40,376 I mean, a number of things, really, 1069 01:10:40,383 --> 01:10:43,625 but they started throwing me outside like you said they would. 1070 01:10:48,015 --> 01:10:49,255 You wanna know the good news? 1071 01:10:50,768 --> 01:10:54,101 Yeah. Yeah, I'd like to hear some good news. 1072 01:10:54,105 --> 01:10:56,312 This is nothing we can't fix. 1073 01:10:56,315 --> 01:10:57,930 Well, how do we do that? 1074 01:10:57,942 --> 01:11:00,934 Sweat, sweat and more sweat. 1075 01:11:08,578 --> 01:11:11,911 Pere: Straight up with your hands, straight back with your chests. 1076 01:11:11,914 --> 01:11:13,870 Way back to the sky. 1077 01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:17,288 Way beyond your hands, and then, back into first position. 1078 01:11:17,295 --> 01:11:18,295 (00d. 1079 01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:33,560 Cerrano: Clear. 1080 01:11:37,148 --> 01:11:39,480 Wow. That's cool 1081 01:11:44,488 --> 01:11:47,400 - I told you not to do anything fancy. - If I can get around on an outside... 1082 01:11:47,408 --> 01:11:49,239 Do you know more about hitting than I do? 1083 01:11:49,952 --> 01:11:52,864 - No. - I'm asking you to do two things. 1084 01:11:52,872 --> 01:11:55,830 Keep your mouth shut and listen to my instructions. 1085 01:11:55,833 --> 01:11:57,369 Can you do that? 1086 01:11:57,376 --> 01:11:58,786 Yeah. Yeah 1087 01:11:58,794 --> 01:12:00,204 okay. 1088 01:12:00,212 --> 01:12:03,170 Don't over swing, all right? 1089 01:12:03,174 --> 01:12:07,213 Take a little bit later and drive it into right field. 1090 01:12:07,219 --> 01:12:08,219 Here we go. 1091 01:12:11,724 --> 01:12:13,339 That's better that's better. 1092 01:12:13,351 --> 01:12:14,761 Cerrano: You ready? - Ready. 1093 01:12:14,769 --> 01:12:15,929 It's dark in there. 1094 01:12:18,689 --> 01:12:19,769 You're not scared? 1095 01:12:25,529 --> 01:12:29,113 Baker: Clear. - Thinking ball and nothing else. 1096 01:12:29,116 --> 01:12:31,152 Baker: Thinking ball and nothing else. 1097 01:12:39,835 --> 01:12:41,917 J well, I know that it's been a long j 1098 01:12:42,546 --> 01:12:44,457 j time since I've been gone j 1099 01:12:45,007 --> 01:12:49,091 j it's easy to forget or remember ij 1100 01:12:50,137 --> 01:12:51,752 keep your head down. 1101 01:12:51,764 --> 01:12:55,006 Go, downtown. Come on, buddy. Give it a ride. Let's go. 1102 01:12:56,143 --> 01:12:59,306 - Nothing fancy. Keep your head down. Doyle: Here's the pitch to Anderson. 1103 01:12:59,313 --> 01:13:03,852 It's a swing and a base hit to right. This will send Juan 1 to third. 1104 01:13:03,859 --> 01:13:05,815 Downtown's got another base hit, 1105 01:13:05,820 --> 01:13:08,937 sending his average up near the .300 Mark. 1106 01:13:08,948 --> 01:13:10,108 Man: Safe! 1107 01:13:10,574 --> 01:13:13,441 This kid's not just a home-run swinger anymore. 1108 01:13:13,452 --> 01:13:16,068 He's turning himself into a solid hitter. 1109 01:13:19,917 --> 01:13:22,454 Coach, you finished the season in first place. 1110 01:13:22,461 --> 01:13:25,168 But, let's face it, you do it without anything 1111 01:13:25,172 --> 01:13:27,663 that even resembles a major league player. 1112 01:13:27,675 --> 01:13:30,132 Hold it. We got players on this team 1113 01:13:30,136 --> 01:13:34,095 - of major league caliber. - Like, uh, who? Downtown Anderson? 1114 01:13:34,098 --> 01:13:35,759 Yeah, for one. 1115 01:13:35,766 --> 01:13:39,429 You know, I heard coach huff say he thinks downtown's a mistake. 1116 01:13:39,437 --> 01:13:41,223 He even went on to say, I think, 1117 01:13:41,230 --> 01:13:43,562 that he didn't have any business in the big leagues. 1118 01:13:43,566 --> 01:13:45,557 Once again, Leonard huff has his head 1119 01:13:45,568 --> 01:13:48,685 shoved up a body cavity that I can't mention on TV. 1120 01:13:48,696 --> 01:13:50,527 - Excuse me. - So you disagree 1121 01:13:50,531 --> 01:13:53,113 with huff's evaluation of Anderson?? 1122 01:13:53,117 --> 01:13:54,948 Not only do I disagree 1123 01:13:54,952 --> 01:13:57,068 but I'm not even sure that huff 1124 01:13:57,079 --> 01:14:00,412 or some of his own players belong in the major leagues. 1125 01:14:00,416 --> 01:14:01,906 In fact, as far as I'm concerned, 1126 01:14:01,917 --> 01:14:04,875 you're looking at the best team in the entire twins organization. 1127 01:14:04,879 --> 01:14:09,589 - Ha! You minor-league peckerwad. - Beat him man-to-man at every position. 1128 01:14:09,592 --> 01:14:12,959 Once again, though, huff, he considers that incomplete. 1129 01:14:12,970 --> 01:14:15,757 - I think he even said... - I said it was a fluke. 1130 01:14:15,765 --> 01:14:17,926 I wanna hear what he's saying. Shut up. 1131 01:14:17,933 --> 01:14:19,469 - Love this announcer. - Shut up. 1132 01:14:19,477 --> 01:14:22,469 - The light thing was pretty squirrelly. - Meaning? 1133 01:14:22,480 --> 01:14:24,721 I'd like to check the fingerprints on that light switch. 1134 01:14:24,732 --> 01:14:27,064 Man: Are you saying...” - He's accusing me. 1135 01:14:27,068 --> 01:14:29,935 This son of a bitch is accusing me. 1136 01:14:30,529 --> 01:14:35,023 If we can't beat the twins, I'll hand over my entire year's salary to huff. 1137 01:14:35,034 --> 01:14:37,696 Man: And if the twins lose? 1138 01:14:37,703 --> 01:14:39,614 I can't believe he's doing this. 1139 01:14:39,622 --> 01:14:42,534 The least he could do would be to put up his job. 1140 01:14:43,334 --> 01:14:46,041 So this is a, uh, challenge? 1141 01:14:46,045 --> 01:14:48,457 A friendly challenge with incentives. 1142 01:14:49,965 --> 01:14:53,048 Man: If you win, you get to manage the twins. 1143 01:14:53,052 --> 01:14:55,213 If huff wins, 1144 01:14:55,221 --> 01:14:57,928 then he takes home your entire year's salary. 1145 01:14:57,932 --> 01:15:01,095 Cantrell: Right. You know what? I'm gonna ask for one condition. 1146 01:15:01,102 --> 01:15:03,093 What's that condition gonna be? 1147 01:15:03,104 --> 01:15:07,313 This game should be played at home, at buzz stadium. 1148 01:15:07,316 --> 01:15:11,559 So, Leonard huff, wherever you are, the ball's in your court. 1149 01:15:12,780 --> 01:15:16,944 Oh, Jesus, Lenny! You... You could have just turned it off! 1150 01:15:16,951 --> 01:15:18,691 That son of a bitch set me up. 1151 01:15:18,702 --> 01:15:21,444 He knew every sports channel would run this thing. 1152 01:15:21,455 --> 01:15:24,162 - Nobody ever said he was stupid. - I'll say it. 1153 01:15:24,166 --> 01:15:26,498 He's stupid. He's stupid, stupid. 1154 01:15:26,502 --> 01:15:28,868 - He's so stupid. - Oh, stop. 1155 01:15:28,879 --> 01:15:32,417 He's stupid. 1156 01:15:32,424 --> 01:15:33,755 What am I gonna do now? 1157 01:15:35,052 --> 01:15:38,510 You got one of two choices. You can either play the buzz 1158 01:15:38,514 --> 01:15:42,723 or you can have the entire world of baseball call you a coward. 1159 01:15:43,394 --> 01:15:44,394 It's up to you. 1160 01:15:45,729 --> 01:15:49,722 By the way, you just bought yourself a $1200 TV. Mm? 1161 01:16:06,500 --> 01:16:07,500 Huff: Let's go! 1162 01:16:24,310 --> 01:16:27,643 Jobu, what are you doing here? 1163 01:16:27,646 --> 01:16:28,931 I told you before. 1164 01:16:29,982 --> 01:16:33,224 These boys, they've got to do it on their own. 1165 01:16:33,235 --> 01:16:36,443 I would love to use you, but I cannot. 1166 01:16:36,447 --> 01:16:39,689 So, please, get back in the bag. 1167 01:16:46,707 --> 01:16:47,913 But stay close. 1168 01:16:47,917 --> 01:16:49,999 Jesus Christ, what a dump. 1169 01:16:50,002 --> 01:16:52,994 Oh, man, can you imagine living like this? 1170 01:16:53,005 --> 01:16:55,087 - Whoa! Look out! Easy. - Hey, look out! 1171 01:17:00,554 --> 01:17:02,090 Cantrell: Sorry to have to do this, 1172 01:17:03,015 --> 01:17:05,347 but there's a speech clause in my contract. 1173 01:17:07,603 --> 01:17:11,642 I know you've all read in the paper that this game is a publicity stunt. 1174 01:17:11,649 --> 01:17:14,641 Part of my ongoing feud with Leonard huff. 1175 01:17:15,653 --> 01:17:18,736 But it would be foolish and self-indulgent 1176 01:17:18,739 --> 01:17:24,200 for me to put you all in such a jam, in such a tough game for publicity. 1177 01:17:24,954 --> 01:17:30,540 No, my motivation is stronger, deeper than that. It's... 1178 01:17:32,169 --> 01:17:33,329 It's ego. 1179 01:17:36,382 --> 01:17:38,748 Unlike some coaches who might ask you 1180 01:17:38,759 --> 01:17:42,627 to play the game because you love it or because you're fulfilling a dream, 1181 01:17:42,638 --> 01:17:47,803 I'm asking plain and simple that you win this one for me. 1182 01:17:47,810 --> 01:17:49,300 Yeah. Yeah 1183 01:17:49,311 --> 01:17:51,552 win this one for Gus cantrell. 1184 01:17:51,563 --> 01:17:54,396 Now, stay loose, play hard. Give it your best shot. 1185 01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:57,563 Let's go out there and take a bite out of the big team's ass. 1186 01:18:00,072 --> 01:18:03,656 Crowd: J root, root, for the home team j 1187 01:18:03,659 --> 01:18:06,947 j if they don't win it's a shame j 1188 01:18:06,954 --> 01:18:11,163 j 'cause it's one, two three strikes, you're out j 1189 01:18:11,166 --> 01:18:15,876 j at the old ball game jj 1190 01:18:21,260 --> 01:18:24,252 Woman: Let's go now! Come on, boys! 1191 01:18:24,263 --> 01:18:25,719 Man: Let's go! Play ball! 1192 01:18:27,516 --> 01:18:29,928 Gentlemen, you know the ground rules. 1193 01:18:29,935 --> 01:18:33,268 So let's shake hands. Have a good, clean ball game. 1194 01:18:33,272 --> 01:18:35,558 Man: Let's go! Come on! 1195 01:18:35,566 --> 01:18:36,806 Woman: Play ball! 1196 01:18:39,695 --> 01:18:41,777 I'll give you the beating of your life. 1197 01:18:42,197 --> 01:18:44,813 - We'll see about that. - Yeah, we will. 1198 01:18:44,825 --> 01:18:45,985 By the way, 1199 01:18:46,744 --> 01:18:50,908 some of the guys have been wondering where you got your toupee. 1200 01:18:50,914 --> 01:18:52,825 This is not a toupee, all right? 1201 01:18:52,833 --> 01:18:55,666 - This is real. - You can level with me, huh, Lenny? 1202 01:18:55,669 --> 01:18:57,830 - Come on, where'd you get it? - It's real 1203 01:18:57,838 --> 01:18:59,248 - it's mine. - Come on. 1204 01:18:59,256 --> 01:19:02,293 It is. It's real, and it's mine. See that? 1205 01:19:02,301 --> 01:19:04,087 Dumbass hal 1206 01:19:06,305 --> 01:19:09,342 I'll go, uh, tell the guys they were wrong. 1207 01:19:15,856 --> 01:19:18,063 The first pitch has yet to be thrown 1208 01:19:18,067 --> 01:19:20,979 and already Leonard huff is tearing his hair out. 1209 01:19:20,986 --> 01:19:23,477 And what a lovely head of hair it is. 1210 01:19:23,489 --> 01:19:26,526 That is, of course, assuming it's real. 1211 01:19:26,533 --> 01:19:29,275 And, frankly, I've always had a question. 1212 01:19:46,553 --> 01:19:47,553 You're out! 1213 01:19:49,681 --> 01:19:51,012 All right, Lance. 1214 01:19:54,561 --> 01:19:55,767 Man: You're out of there! 1215 01:19:57,689 --> 01:20:00,647 What style. What finesse. 1216 01:20:00,651 --> 01:20:06,066 What "je ne sais quoi," which is Italian for "what a hell of a play." 1217 01:20:06,073 --> 01:20:09,861 It's French, and it's je ne sais quoi. 1218 01:20:09,868 --> 01:20:12,735 Get out of here. It means the same thing in French? 1219 01:20:12,746 --> 01:20:14,657 What about that? 1220 01:20:15,874 --> 01:20:17,330 God bless you. 1221 01:20:17,334 --> 01:20:19,245 Crowd: Hog! Hog! Hog! 1222 01:20:25,801 --> 01:20:27,712 Strike two! 1223 01:20:30,597 --> 01:20:33,134 Kid learned to throw a curveball, huh? 1224 01:20:33,142 --> 01:20:35,758 Gee, I don't know. Was that a curveball? 1225 01:20:35,769 --> 01:20:38,055 I mean, it's hard for me to tell from way back here. 1226 01:20:42,651 --> 01:20:44,516 Doyle: Carlos moves in closer, 1227 01:20:44,528 --> 01:20:47,395 trying to get a good look at hog's mystery pitch. 1228 01:20:47,406 --> 01:20:50,819 - Otherwise known as a curveball. - Probably a curveball. 1229 01:20:51,493 --> 01:20:54,075 Carlos is taking the plate away from hog. 1230 01:20:54,079 --> 01:20:56,035 Kid's afraid to throw him inside. 1231 01:20:56,039 --> 01:20:58,030 Hog! Hog! Hog! 1232 01:21:00,627 --> 01:21:03,084 Man 1: Come on, man. Man 2: Come on. 1233 01:21:06,383 --> 01:21:07,383 Man 3: Nice! 1234 01:21:09,678 --> 01:21:11,009 Man 4: Come on! Come on! 1235 01:21:13,223 --> 01:21:14,588 Man 5: Second. Second. 1236 01:21:19,188 --> 01:21:22,396 Alrighty, hog. Come on, buddy. Hang tough now. Let's go. 1237 01:21:22,399 --> 01:21:24,606 Ha-ha! Let's go. Let's go, guys. 1238 01:21:24,610 --> 01:21:26,441 We need some more runs now. 1239 01:21:26,445 --> 01:21:28,811 Be a hitter up there. Be a hitter up there. 1240 01:21:28,822 --> 01:21:33,316 Hey, hey, pitcher's got a rubber arm. Ha-ha! Hey, give me some pistachios. 1241 01:21:37,039 --> 01:21:39,997 Hey, that's it. That's it. Go, go, go! 1242 01:21:47,174 --> 01:21:48,539 You're out of there! 1243 01:21:51,011 --> 01:21:53,218 Good job. Good job. 1244 01:21:53,222 --> 01:21:54,222 Cantrell: You all right? 1245 01:21:57,476 --> 01:21:58,932 Man 1: Come on, buzz! 1246 01:22:00,854 --> 01:22:01,934 Man 2: You're the man! 1247 01:22:03,607 --> 01:22:05,017 Yeah! Yeah! 1248 01:22:08,403 --> 01:22:09,688 Man 3: Two! Two! 1249 01:22:09,696 --> 01:22:11,903 - Come on! - Come on, baby. 1250 01:22:16,328 --> 01:22:18,660 Doyle: Well, the entire Lopez family scores. 1251 01:22:18,664 --> 01:22:22,657 And the twins learn the hard way, you can't pitch around Anderson. 1252 01:22:22,668 --> 01:22:24,454 He's become a complete hitter. 1253 01:22:24,461 --> 01:22:26,417 Woman: Come on! Man: Come on, twins! 1254 01:22:26,421 --> 01:22:29,788 All right. Come on, come on. Let's go. I need some more runs. 1255 01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:31,290 More runs. 1256 01:22:39,476 --> 01:22:40,932 You're out of there! 1257 01:22:43,772 --> 01:22:46,514 Doyle: That's poetry, pure poetry. 1258 01:22:46,525 --> 01:22:52,236 Poe, Wadsworth, Barry manilow, Maya angelou, this buzz ball club. 1259 01:22:52,239 --> 01:22:55,231 What do they all have in common? Poetry. 1260 01:22:55,242 --> 01:22:57,153 And I have to ask my colleague, 1261 01:22:57,160 --> 01:23:01,244 have you ever seen a sunset more beautiful than that play at the plate? 1262 01:23:02,666 --> 01:23:05,248 My colleague is speechless. He's speechless. 1263 01:23:06,336 --> 01:23:08,452 Come on, let's go! Hey! 1264 01:23:08,463 --> 01:23:12,627 Twinkle toes, go ahead and get a lead. A little bigger lead. That's it. 1265 01:23:12,634 --> 01:23:15,000 Pitch count. What's the pitch count? 1266 01:23:15,012 --> 01:23:17,924 - Ninety-seven. - Jeez, you moron. You are killing me! 1267 01:23:17,931 --> 01:23:19,296 And you are not helping. 1268 01:23:20,601 --> 01:23:21,966 Yeah 1269 01:23:24,896 --> 01:23:26,807 - all right, all right. - Come on, Lance. 1270 01:23:28,025 --> 01:23:30,311 Give me an I! Crowd: Li 1271 01:23:30,319 --> 01:23:32,401 give me an al “al 1272 01:23:32,404 --> 01:23:34,520 - give me an n! - N! 1273 01:23:34,531 --> 01:23:36,317 Give me a c! Ci 1274 01:23:36,325 --> 01:23:38,065 - give me an e! - E! 1275 01:23:38,076 --> 01:23:40,192 - What have you got? - I. Ance! 1276 01:23:40,203 --> 01:23:41,739 - What have you got? - I. Ance! 1277 01:23:41,747 --> 01:23:43,533 - What have you got? - I. Ance! 1278 01:23:43,540 --> 01:23:46,202 Top of the ninth. Twins are leading 4 to 3. 1279 01:23:46,209 --> 01:23:48,916 And with two outs and a runner on second, 1280 01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:52,378 the big man, Carlos liston, comes to the plate. 1281 01:23:52,382 --> 01:23:53,918 Hey, cantrell! 1282 01:23:53,925 --> 01:23:55,711 Scoreboard! 1283 01:23:55,719 --> 01:23:56,925 Scoreboard! 1284 01:23:56,928 --> 01:23:58,964 Man, you must love these minor leagues. 1285 01:24:04,936 --> 01:24:09,555 Come on, now! Come on, now! Hit a one-ton tomato! Ha-ha-ha! 1286 01:24:15,864 --> 01:24:17,354 Yes, yes, yes! 1287 01:24:21,787 --> 01:24:22,902 Man: Foul ball! 1288 01:24:22,913 --> 01:24:23,993 Oh, shit! 1289 01:24:26,458 --> 01:24:29,871 That ball lands foul for a very long strike one. 1290 01:24:31,171 --> 01:24:32,411 Huff: All right, Carlos! 1291 01:24:32,422 --> 01:24:35,664 Pop one out and I'll give you all the tamales you can eat! Huh?! 1292 01:24:36,176 --> 01:24:37,507 Keep it fair! 1293 01:24:45,852 --> 01:24:47,012 Yes, yes, yes! 1294 01:24:50,607 --> 01:24:52,768 Ah! Yes! Yeah! 1295 01:24:55,821 --> 01:24:57,106 I better go talk to him. 1296 01:24:57,114 --> 01:24:59,696 Another long strike, and here comes cantrell. 1297 01:24:59,700 --> 01:25:01,986 And I imagine he's gonna ask hog Ellis 1298 01:25:01,993 --> 01:25:04,530 to keep some of these strikes inside the park. 1299 01:25:09,876 --> 01:25:10,876 Hey. 1300 01:25:11,878 --> 01:25:13,493 (Got two strikes on him. 1301 01:25:13,505 --> 01:25:14,505 Yup. 1302 01:25:15,507 --> 01:25:16,917 They were beauties too, huh? 1303 01:25:17,884 --> 01:25:19,499 He's crowding the plate a little bit. 1304 01:25:23,181 --> 01:25:24,181 Yeah 1305 01:25:25,350 --> 01:25:26,350 ho... 1306 01:25:28,186 --> 01:25:29,926 Hog. Yeah 1307 01:25:29,938 --> 01:25:33,726 you wanna walk him and pitch to the next batter? 1308 01:25:39,656 --> 01:25:40,656 No 1309 01:25:42,492 --> 01:25:43,527 I want Carlos. 1310 01:25:47,164 --> 01:25:48,995 It's time for a little chin music. 1311 01:25:50,709 --> 01:25:51,869 You sure? 1312 01:25:51,877 --> 01:25:55,995 Yeah. When he hits the dirt, you get the ball back to me, quick as you can. 1313 01:25:56,673 --> 01:26:00,211 - All right. - If he comes out, I'll try to cut him off. 1314 01:26:00,218 --> 01:26:03,005 No, pops, you stay put. 1315 01:26:05,682 --> 01:26:06,762 This 1s my fight. 1316 01:26:19,571 --> 01:26:21,357 Cantrell: He's gonna knock him down, boys. 1317 01:26:22,616 --> 01:26:25,278 - He's gonna knock him down. - Come on, hog, let's do it, buddy. 1318 01:26:47,432 --> 01:26:48,467 Man: Hey there, hold on! 1319 01:26:51,978 --> 01:26:54,014 All right, now, just hold on. 1320 01:26:54,022 --> 01:26:55,603 Wait, wait, Walt. 1321 01:26:56,608 --> 01:26:59,224 Now, this here is a hundred-mile-an-hour fastball. 1322 01:26:59,236 --> 01:27:01,397 The most powerful fastball known to man. 1323 01:27:01,822 --> 01:27:05,485 From this distance, if it were to hit you, it'd take your head clean off. 1324 01:27:07,035 --> 01:27:08,400 Of course, I could miss. 1325 01:27:10,372 --> 01:27:12,613 But my control has been pretty good today. 1326 01:27:14,626 --> 01:27:17,618 So you gotta ask yourself one question. 1327 01:27:20,006 --> 01:27:21,246 Do I feel lucky? 1328 01:27:23,552 --> 01:27:24,552 Well 1329 01:27:26,096 --> 01:27:27,711 do you, Carlos? 1330 01:27:39,317 --> 01:27:40,853 Man 1: Let's go. Play ball. 1331 01:27:40,861 --> 01:27:42,692 Man 2: Okay, let's play now! 1332 01:27:42,696 --> 01:27:44,687 Woman: Play ball! Man 3: Come on! 1333 01:27:44,698 --> 01:27:46,529 Man 4: Let's go! Let's go! 1334 01:27:49,202 --> 01:27:50,612 Play ball! 1335 01:27:53,039 --> 01:27:55,075 Man 5: Let's take it to him, come on! 1336 01:28:09,931 --> 01:28:11,512 Man: Strike him out! 1337 01:28:11,516 --> 01:28:13,928 Strike three, you're out! 1338 01:28:17,772 --> 01:28:20,229 Yeah, yeah! 1339 01:28:22,569 --> 01:28:23,775 Man, you did it! 1340 01:28:24,863 --> 01:28:26,524 Yeah! 1341 01:28:27,991 --> 01:28:29,026 Yeah! 1342 01:28:32,037 --> 01:28:33,117 Ellis: Yeah! 1343 01:28:43,673 --> 01:28:45,538 This is bad. 1344 01:28:45,550 --> 01:28:47,256 Very bad. Not good. 1345 01:28:47,260 --> 01:28:50,002 That brings us to the bottom of the ninth. 1346 01:28:50,013 --> 01:28:53,551 By the way, folks, hog Ellis is not a fighter. 1347 01:28:53,558 --> 01:28:55,970 - For sure. - I'm guessing he's appealed 1348 01:28:55,977 --> 01:28:58,639 - to liston's humane side... - Begging for his life. 1349 01:28:58,647 --> 01:29:00,979 Explaining we're here to enjoy the game. 1350 01:29:00,982 --> 01:29:03,314 - Speak for yourself. - There's no reason 1351 01:29:03,318 --> 01:29:05,650 - to get angry or hurt. - Especially not hog. 1352 01:29:05,654 --> 01:29:09,488 And let me say this, if there is a sportsmanship award, 1353 01:29:09,491 --> 01:29:11,823 my vote goes to hog Ellis. 1354 01:29:11,826 --> 01:29:15,284 And, oh, there's the other half of the voodoo magic brothers. 1355 01:29:15,288 --> 01:29:16,653 Taka Tanaka. 1356 01:29:17,666 --> 01:29:20,533 Crowd: Takal taka! Taka! 1357 01:29:48,446 --> 01:29:50,437 You're all nuts. You know that? 1358 01:29:50,448 --> 01:29:52,404 Every last one of you. 1359 01:29:52,409 --> 01:29:55,276 Doyle: It's an aura thing, which can only be appreciated 1360 01:29:55,286 --> 01:29:57,402 by those of an enlightened nature. 1361 01:29:57,414 --> 01:30:00,577 Yeah, it doesn't hurt if you're a little tweaked upstairs. 1362 01:30:00,583 --> 01:30:03,620 Don't even try and tell me you can see with that thing on. 1363 01:30:03,628 --> 01:30:07,416 Doyle: Tanaka takes a couple of practice cuts and steps up to the plate. 1364 01:30:13,847 --> 01:30:18,341 Doyle: Taka drives one through the infield, and the buzz have another base hit. 1365 01:30:22,689 --> 01:30:25,931 Come on, you guys are killing me! What are you looking at? Huh? 1366 01:30:25,942 --> 01:30:28,684 What are you smirking at”? Are you smirking at me? 1367 01:30:28,695 --> 01:30:30,481 What is this, some conspiracy? 1368 01:30:30,488 --> 01:30:33,195 You, I can't even look at you, you waste of time. 1369 01:30:38,455 --> 01:30:39,410 Thank you. 1370 01:30:39,414 --> 01:30:41,405 Man 1: Oh, yeah! All right! 1371 01:30:41,416 --> 01:30:42,531 Man 2: Let's go! 1372 01:30:47,714 --> 01:30:49,375 Man 3: Come on, let's go. 1373 01:30:49,382 --> 01:30:50,462 Come on, let's go. 1374 01:30:50,467 --> 01:30:53,083 Man 4: You gotta hit. Man 5: Big hit! Big hit! 1375 01:30:56,473 --> 01:30:59,010 What's up? You want me to bunt? 1376 01:31:00,018 --> 01:31:02,225 Sacrifice taka will get him into scoring position. 1377 01:31:04,939 --> 01:31:06,270 I want you to go downtown. 1378 01:31:07,317 --> 01:31:08,317 Downtown? 1379 01:31:08,985 --> 01:31:11,442 I want you to hit the ball into another zip code. 1380 01:31:14,908 --> 01:31:16,648 Yes, sir. 1381 01:31:16,659 --> 01:31:17,659 Yes, sir. 1382 01:31:22,373 --> 01:31:24,329 This is it. Let's go. 1383 01:31:24,334 --> 01:31:25,334 This is it! 1384 01:31:30,048 --> 01:31:31,834 (Sonna sacrifice? 1385 01:31:31,841 --> 01:31:33,832 I told him to swing for the fence. 1386 01:31:34,886 --> 01:31:37,377 You did what? You heard me. 1387 01:31:37,388 --> 01:31:40,255 You never tell a hitter to swing for the fence. 1388 01:31:40,266 --> 01:31:41,756 I couldn't help myself. 1389 01:31:47,190 --> 01:31:48,190 Boy: Play ball! 1390 01:31:50,527 --> 01:31:52,017 Strike! 1391 01:31:52,028 --> 01:31:53,393 Come on, buddy. 1392 01:31:54,906 --> 01:31:56,237 Man: Swing freeze. 1393 01:31:58,284 --> 01:32:00,491 Come on. Come on, come on. 1394 01:32:00,495 --> 01:32:02,736 Come on, buddy, hang in there. Get the next one. Go. 1395 01:32:04,707 --> 01:32:07,699 I got it! I got it! I got it! 1396 01:32:11,506 --> 01:32:12,791 Good try. Good try. 1397 01:32:14,300 --> 01:32:15,540 You can do this. 1398 01:32:17,053 --> 01:32:19,635 You can do this. You can do this 1399 01:32:26,020 --> 01:32:27,009 It's gone. 1400 01:32:27,021 --> 01:32:28,511 Come on, baby. Come on. 1401 01:32:30,191 --> 01:32:31,806 It's gone! 1402 01:33:16,654 --> 01:33:19,487 Doyle: That is it. That is all she wrote. 1403 01:33:19,490 --> 01:33:22,106 The fat lady is on her way to the field. 1404 01:33:22,118 --> 01:33:25,952 What a perfect end to a fantastic season. 1405 01:33:25,955 --> 01:33:27,570 Hey, let's be friends. No. 1406 01:33:27,582 --> 01:33:29,618 Come on. Give me a little hug. No. 1407 01:33:29,626 --> 01:33:31,662 - Come on. One little hug. - No! Stay away! 1408 01:33:31,669 --> 01:33:33,330 - I'm a married man. - Come on. 1409 01:33:33,338 --> 01:33:35,124 Let me carry you downstairs. 1410 01:33:35,131 --> 01:33:36,246 That's it. 1411 01:33:37,717 --> 01:33:38,957 It's over. 1412 01:33:41,721 --> 01:33:46,260 I'm not a pirate, I'm not a yankee, I'm not even a red sock. 1413 01:33:46,267 --> 01:33:49,100 I am a damn buzz. 1414 01:33:51,439 --> 01:33:52,439 Thank you. 1415 01:33:56,611 --> 01:33:57,976 Bumblebee. 1416 01:33:57,987 --> 01:34:00,854 Yeah, that's what I am, a buzz. 1417 01:34:03,826 --> 01:34:05,817 As far as I'm concerned, a deal's a deal. 1418 01:34:05,828 --> 01:34:08,991 I know how long you've waited to get to the major leagues. 1419 01:34:08,998 --> 01:34:10,488 And I know. 1420 01:34:10,500 --> 01:34:12,741 That it has been a lifelong dream. 1421 01:34:17,006 --> 01:34:19,122 Boy, I never thought I'd say this, 1422 01:34:20,176 --> 01:34:21,336 but I'm gonna have to pass. 1423 01:34:23,930 --> 01:34:26,137 I'm talking about a job with the twins, Gus. 1424 01:34:28,476 --> 01:34:32,389 I got a lot of information I'd like to pass on to young ballplayers. 1425 01:34:32,397 --> 01:34:35,184 That's where I belong, and that's what I wanna do. 1426 01:34:36,192 --> 01:34:38,274 You wanna manage a minor league team? 1427 01:34:38,278 --> 01:34:39,893 That's right. 1428 01:34:39,904 --> 01:34:43,817 I wanna stick with the buzz, if it's okay with you. 1429 01:34:43,825 --> 01:34:47,238 - Of course, but... - But, uh, thanks. 1430 01:34:48,288 --> 01:34:52,748 Woman: Your attention, please. Flight 53 to Miami is now boarding at gate 28. 1431 01:34:52,750 --> 01:34:54,286 Oh, that's us. 1432 01:34:54,294 --> 01:34:56,876 Wait a minute. Where are you guys going? 1433 01:34:57,797 --> 01:34:59,537 It's called a honeymoon. 1434 01:35:00,967 --> 01:35:02,127 Wave bye-bye. 1435 01:35:02,135 --> 01:35:05,047 Hey, that's great! Congratulations! 1436 01:35:07,265 --> 01:35:09,051 Hey, I don't have any plans. 1437 01:35:09,058 --> 01:35:10,639 You mind if I come along? 1438 01:35:10,643 --> 01:35:12,133 Both: Yeah, we do. 1439 01:35:14,314 --> 01:35:17,727 J this town ain't big, this town ain't small j 1440 01:35:17,734 --> 01:35:21,101 j it's a little of both, they say j 1441 01:35:21,112 --> 01:35:23,603 j our ball club may be minor league jand 1442 01:35:23,614 --> 01:35:27,983 j but at least it's triple-a j 1443 01:35:27,994 --> 01:35:31,111 > we like that beer as flat as can be j 1444 01:35:31,122 --> 01:35:34,580 js we like our dogs with mustard and relish and 1445 01:35:34,584 --> 01:35:37,121 j we got a great pitcher what's his name? J 1446 01:35:37,128 --> 01:35:41,292 js well, we can't even spell it and 1447 01:35:41,299 --> 01:35:43,915 j we don't worry about the pennant much j 1448 01:35:43,926 --> 01:35:47,464 j we just like to see the boys hit it deep 1449 01:35:47,472 --> 01:35:51,715 j there's nothing like the view from the cheap seats jj 1450 01:35:57,190 --> 01:35:58,555 Cheap seats! 1451 01:36:05,323 --> 01:36:08,815 Man: And he hits it and it's going, going, 1452 01:36:08,826 --> 01:36:12,990 could be, it is a home run! 1453 01:36:25,635 --> 01:36:29,093 > Take life and live it I 1454 01:36:29,097 --> 01:36:32,385 j take love and give it j 1455 01:36:32,392 --> 01:36:36,681 j do what's right and you just can't go wrong j 1456 01:36:39,399 --> 01:36:42,937 j take your time and share it j 1457 01:36:42,944 --> 01:36:46,277 I take some heart and bare it j; 1458 01:36:46,280 --> 01:36:51,070 j take a chance before the chance is gone j 1459 01:36:53,538 --> 01:36:56,029 j yeah, you only live once j 1460 01:36:56,040 --> 01:37:00,409 js no, it don't come back around jand 1461 01:37:00,420 --> 01:37:03,332 j might as well live it up and 1462 01:37:03,339 --> 01:37:06,547 j it sure beats living it down j 1463 01:37:09,053 --> 01:37:12,386 j if you think I'm crazy I 1464 01:37:12,390 --> 01:37:15,427 j I'm proud to be insane j 1465 01:37:15,435 --> 01:37:19,348 j if you keep your eyes on the rainbow j 1466 01:37:19,355 --> 01:37:21,892 I you won't mind the rain j 1467 01:37:35,621 --> 01:37:37,953 J you only live once j 1468 01:37:37,957 --> 01:37:41,449 js no, it don't come back around jand 1469 01:37:41,461 --> 01:37:46,330 j if you keep your eyes on the rainbow j 1470 01:37:46,340 --> 01:37:49,548 I you won't mind the rain jj 1471 01:38:07,570 --> 01:38:11,154 J standin' in line at the grocery j 1472 01:38:12,658 --> 01:38:16,276 j a bunch of magazines are lookin' back at me j 1473 01:38:18,206 --> 01:38:23,701 j they got a bigfoot Elvis and a ufo j 1474 01:38:23,711 --> 01:38:26,919 it butitwason TV so it must be so j 1475 01:38:29,842 --> 01:38:32,834 j; We wanna believe we take the bait and 1476 01:38:32,845 --> 01:38:35,257 I we take it hook and line I 1477 01:38:35,264 --> 01:38:37,880 j it's small talk, don't you know j 1478 01:38:37,892 --> 01:38:40,929 I what I heard about so and so j 1479 01:38:40,937 --> 01:38:46,273 j can't wait to tell somebody it's gettin' better every time and 1480 01:38:46,275 --> 01:38:48,732 I mt don't seem to matter who j 1481 01:38:48,736 --> 01:38:51,193 I we talk about or we're talkin' to j 1482 01:38:51,197 --> 01:38:55,281 j it's just small talk, all small talk and 1483 01:38:59,413 --> 01:39:00,323 yeah, it is. 1484 01:39:00,331 --> 01:39:05,325 I all small talk I 1485 01:39:05,336 --> 01:39:06,826 j small talk ij